FEATURED IN HUMOR
I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review.
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Hello GideonToysLLC
I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you eve...
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Gideon|Amazonwarrior
December 2018
Buyer/ Seller Messages
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Hello Gideonthebrood
So I lied earlier.
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Hello Gideonthegreat
Hello? Aren't you just the slightest bit curious about what I lied about?
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Hello Amazonthepain
Every word you say is a lie.
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Hello Gideonthegrump
That's not true.
Maybe it is.
Maybe it isn't...
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Hello Ammy
You're ridiculous.
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Hello Giddy
I'd say 5 star rated comic relief, but you can call me what ever you'd like. ;)
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Hello Giddyboy
Since you didn't answer, I'll take that as you being speechless by my flirting.
You know if people were to ship us we would be Addy.
Or maybe Gimmy.
But that sounds like the word gimmick like a sham. Our love isn't a sham.
Is it a sham to you?
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Hello Giddylove
Is it?
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I stand by my statement. You're ridiculous.
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Automated Amazon customer message:
Sorry I am taking a hiatus from Amazon. My keeper has caught how much money I've spent and I have been banned from making any purchases. I will also take this time for my spiritual journey far, far away from materialistic things and desires.
If you need to contact me, my number is (888) 888- 8888.
-Love Ammy the AmazonWarrior ;)
P.S If you are a certain grumpy someone, I suggest texting me to convince me to take the review down.
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I don't think Amazon has automated messages for customers.
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Hello?
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I'm not texting you. You could be a serial murderer for all I know. Or my brother messing with me.
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