Stampy & Sqaishey's Wedding Part One

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28th July 2019: The Wedding of Stampy & Sqaishey

Mr & Mrs Garrett got married in Gate Street Barn in Surrey where Sqaishey is from- quite far from where they live! A few hundred miles!

ALL DAY I've been checking twitter and Instagram for photos and stories and NO BODY and I mean NOBODY wants to update!!!! Is there a no-photo policy or something?!!

Well- Sqaishey's bridesmaid Byrony did me well and had a few stories... this is what I got of Sqaishey in her dress and GOD she looked stunning!

 this is what I got of Sqaishey in her dress and GOD she looked stunning!

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I followed their lovely photographer Sophie already apparently!! 😂 This was the beautiful venue

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I followed their lovely photographer Sophie already apparently!! 😂
This was the beautiful venue.

I followed their lovely photographer Sophie already apparently!! 😂 This was the beautiful venue

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Their wedding was completely vegan and had a nice sounding menu tbh!

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Their wedding was completely vegan and had a nice sounding menu tbh!

I'm still waiting for pictures of Stamps and I want to know if Squid went!!! Aghhh!! There's a picture of Squid in his story- it looks like he might be there- but he's wearing a t-shirt

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I'm still waiting for pictures of Stamps and I want to know if Squid went!!! Aghhh!! There's a picture of Squid in his story- it looks like he might be there- but he's wearing a t-shirt... that's not exactly wedding attire??? Maybe he was on his way to the wedding?
I hope he's there!!! Stampy and Squid!! I NEED A PIC OF THOSE TWO AT STAMPYS WEDDING!!

It's also making me quite sad seeing that Solidarity wasn't invited :( I'm looking at his story and he's just walking about and live-streaming ... I thought they were close? Although looking at the venue it looks like there's only enough room for a small group of guests- but Stacy is coming all the way from America?? And so are people like Dolphin Splash (quacktopia people I think) so... SQUID HAS TO BE THERE! IF IT WASNT FOR SQUID STAMPY AND SQAISHEY PROBABLY WOULDNT HAVE MET!
Big B isn't there, nor is Mini Muka, idk about Dan TDM but I don't think so??
I really don't think that Squid is there.... :( I'll be so annoyed if there's no squid in the photos.

Ughhhh I need someone to post a new Instagram story!! I WANT TO KNOW 3 THINGS:
1. Is Squid There?
2. Did Stampy shave his beard off? (God I hope so, for the sake of his dignity) & did he cut that hair?!
3. Who else is there?

I genuinely hope they have a good day and all- but I think Squid deserves to be there. :(

Stampy's friend from Uni Oli is best man I think.
Dan TDM is NOT at the wedding
Sqaishey's band Karma Kiss are NOT at the wedding.
Alyx and the other dogs are at the wedding?!!

 Alyx and the other dogs are at the wedding?!!

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Nicole (Squid's fiancée) is NOT at the wedding.
This leads me to assume that Squid probably isn't at the wedding because they'd let you bring a +1 Surely? & they'd invite her too??
WHAT?! YOU INVITE DOLPHIN SPLASH AND NOT IBALLISTICSQUID?!!!!!

So longshot is there from Dubai so is Stacy- Netty & Martyn obviously. His other sister Rachael.
But. Where. Is. Squid.?
HOW MANY WEDDINGS HAVE THEY HAD TOGETHER IN MINECRAFT AND WHY IS HE NOT AT STAMPYS REAL ONE?! I AM OFFENDED! STAMPY HAS DISAPPOINTED ME! I THOUGHT WITH SQAISHEY AND SQUID CHATTING MORE THAT THEYD AT LEAST INVITE HIM TO THEIR WEDDING?!?! STAMPY SPENT HUNDREDS OF HOURS SPEAKING TO HIM! HES THE REASON STAMPY BECAME POPULAR AND SQAISHEY DISCOVRED HIM!!
sorry. Rant over. Probably not tbh. But don't you get me? Squid should have been invited to his friends wedding. (I'm bloody invited to my neighbours wedding WHO IVE NEVER SPOKEN TOO!) what even. Stamps, come on, Joseph. This is not on.

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS I JUST REALISED THAT
THEY GOT MARRIED FIVE YEARS AFTER THEIR FIRST KISS!!!! I CANT I CANT I ACTUALLY CANT OH MY GOOOOKDDDDAHAHAJA

Still no indication of Squid being at the wedding and no picture of Stamps... oh well.
Part 2 will be out when there's pictures and news. Hopefully good news that Squid was there all along!!! Ah! In his waistcoat drinking wine! Oh I wish!

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