Percy Jackson Interviews- Percy Jackson Fanfiction

Ghost Ethan

Interview #43

Dedicated to:Broadway_Lover

Me: So how's Scary Eyepatch Man doin?

Ethan: If you ever call me that again...

Me: *gulps* It isn't wise to offend a Scary Eyepatch Man!

Ethan: Ugh. START WITH THE STUPID INTERVIEW!

Me: Fine. Do you regret turning against Kronos?

Ethan: No. I prefer being a hero than a trader.

Me: That quote makes ladies swoon. Do u have any ladies down in the Underworld?

Ethan: Ugh. Why do girls always ask these questions?

Me: Ewww. I'm just interested in you life, I mean death.

Ethan: Ok now I wanna hurt you.

Me: I think I'll be leaving! Have a good life, I mean death.

Ethan: I hate you!

Me: Most of the people I interview do! It's kind of my signature thing...

Ethan: Get a life.

Me: I do have a life! I am living! You get a life because you are dead...