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Brunei: very good Thai, you receive plus points!

Thailand: uwu

Brunei: anyone else got an answer ?

Cambodia: they are small pieces of shit that make all other pieces of shit that includes me

Brunei: well, that is true..but you shouldn't speak so negative about yourself

Cambodia: well uh, I've been doing this for over a decade now has no one noticed anything?

Philippines: to start of, there are actually tiny parts that build up a cell

Brunei: and we are here to discuss what're the parts of the cell and how does it function

Malaysia: great. And you brought someone with you who had the "dragon scroll" in her test a few chapters ago

Philippines: haha, that was in the past so forget about that

Malaysia: well, recently you failed at—

Philippines: MOVING ON

Philippines: there a different types of cells that vary in different life systems but we shall focus on the main two cells: Animal and Plant cells

Philippines: what're the differences between Animal and Plant cells?

Myanmar: there are cells for plants and animals....duhh

Indonesia: oh oh! Plant cells are formed like cubes as for the animal cells are formed in a spherical shape. The plant cells have a cell wall while the animal cell doesn't. The plant cell also contains chloroplasts in which gives the color of the leaves and flowers as for the Animal cells contain centrioles which help the process of mitosis or the division of cells. And the Animal cell is more active than the plant cell.

Philippines: very good Ate Indonesia! Well done you receive plus points as well

Indonesia: uwu

Brunei: anyone else got some questions regarding the topic?

Malaysia: *raises hand*

Brunei: anything regarding the topic?

Malaysia: *lowers hand*

PNG: *whines* I wanna go hooome!

Timor: don't worry, we'll have lunch soon

Vietnam: wait a minute, aren't they too young for this class?

Timor: nobody wants your opinion Viet-Chan

Vietnam: but I was just asking..

Singapore: in this class, all ages and other species are allowed to join

Laos: and what kind of other species are you talking about exactly?

Singapore: *looks at Philippines*

Philippines: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS BULLY ME ;-;

Singapore: because I'm supposed to be the one there with Brunei

Brunei: okay okay, stop fighting over me

Philippines: I am not fighting over you it's Singapore who started it!

Singapore: the alien is talking bullshit pull her out immediately and let me handle it

Philippines: oh it's on *rolls up sleeves*

Indonesia: *trying to stop them* PEOPLE PLEASE THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING

Malaysia: fight fight fight!

Timor and PNG: *joins Malaysia*

Indonesia: *facepalms*

Indonesia: other side characters will you please help me?

Laos: dafuq why're we called side characters?!

Vietnam: that's unfair

Thailand: *emits dark and thick aura around him*

Myanmar and Cambodia: *has legally brought weapons with them*

Indonesia:

Indonesia: ...that was a joke *laughs nervously*

Laos: ITS TIME FOR THE "SIDE CHARACTERS" TO HAVE THEIR OWN CHAPTER GDI

Vietnam, Thailand, Myanmar, Cambodia: YEAH

Indonesia: I have committed a mistake *runs*

Philippines and Singapore: *already fighting somewhere*

Malaysia: TEAR HIS DICK APART

Timor and PNG:

Malaysia: I MEAN BETTER PICK UP A CART TO THROW AT HIM

Malaysia, Timor and PNG: *cheers at their fight*

Brunei:

Brunei: ah shit, here we go again

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