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All the ASEAN guys:

Philippines:

All the ASEAN guys:

Philippines: *pouts in the corner*

Brunei: as what Singapore said—

Singapore: *ahems* it's mister Singapore

Brunei: come on, D'you think I'd actually say that?

Singapore: say it or you won't be seeing your friends anymore

Brunei: but aren't you guys my friends?

Singapore: *GLAAAAAAAAARRRREEESSS*

Brunei: y-yes, sorry. Correction, mister Singapore,

Singapore: dats right bitch

Brunei: has been kind enough to replace his shift to make this opportunity a reality and I'm glad to do it with my lovely...friend, Ms. Philippines

Philippines: hey

Laos: *raises hand*

Brunei: yes Laos?

Laos: you guys make a perfect duo and all, but are you really capable of handling us?

Vietnam: I mean, you knows us—we're reckless

Brunei: nonsense, if I wouldn't be able to handle it how am I still intact with this wild monster around? *cocks head at Philippines*

Philippines: I'm right beside you you know?

Brunei: oh *laughs embarrassed* did I do that to you? I was actually breaking my neck

Philippines: *narrows eyes*

Malaysia: Phil get back on your seat I wanna take over

Philippines: you have no obligation to do so *shows tongue*

Malaysia: fuck you

Singapore: LANGUAGE

Malaysia: English

Singapore: *sighs*

Brunei: Anyway shall we start our lesson?

Philippines to Brunei: what're we gonna talk about

Brunei to Philippines: I thought you already had something in mind

Philippines: but you're the teacher here

Brunei: so are you

Philippines:

Brunei: you forgot didn't you—

Philippines: ALRIGHT EVERYONE! LETS TALK ABOUT CELLS

Class: *deadpan* yay..

Brunei: so y'all know what cells are?

Thailand: they are the tiny pieces of life that could build up into different beings in this world

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