Avengers Chatroom

Day 72: OH SNAP

Day 72: OH SNAP ~ (5.10.14)

[everyone has joined]

Sam: *making cash angels in pile of moneeeyyzzz*

Loki: *playing in pile of moneeeyyzzz*

Dany: *eats money* *chokes on money* *spits money out*

Harley: *swims in money*

Joker: *slides down pile of money*

Tony: *munching Doritos intensifies*

Becka: *runs away cackling while shooting bombs of silly string everywhere*

Barthy: *flies around in mini spaceship*

Bruce: *runs around shooting lasers out of phone*

Gamora: wait where is Peter?

[StarLordoftheRings has swagged in wearing sunglasses and carrying 7 cups of StarBucks coffee with numbers written all over them]

StarLordoftheRings: hey B )

Drax: *rolls eyes* humans

Nat: *rolls eyes* men

Clint: wait wut

Steve: and where have you been mister?

StarLordoftheRings: being worshipped B )

Gamora: wuts that writing?

StarLordoftheRings: girls numbers B )

Gamora: oh... ok

StarLordoftheRings: B )

Thor: GIRLS HAVE NUMBERS?

StarLordoftheRings: eeyup

Thor: SO IS SAM NAT AND ARYA GIRLS 1 2 AND 3?

Arya: *facepalms*

Clint: wait... wut?

*knocking at door*

Everyone: ... *slowly turns 2 elevator door*

*knocking continues*

Sam: um...

Anonymous: how do u open this thing?

Tony: uh... the open doors button

*a frustrated thudding can be heard*

Steve: wait a second...

[elevator dings and opens]

[a man falls out of elevator]

Steve: is that...?

₩inter$oldier: well that was weird

Steve: BUCKY?!

₩inter$oldier: who the hell is Bucky?

Nat: oh my god

Sam: *passes out*

Arya: wait- who- wait- OH- WHOA MY GOSH *passes out*

Steve: iT'S FREAKING BUCKY BARNES

Tony: oooohhhhhhhh... yeeeaaaaaahhhhh... my dad knew u... that's weird

Steve: UR DAD KNEW ME 2

Tony: yeah u kinda get used 2 it after a while

Joker: wait... Harley isn't that the guy we saw in the cinema that u had breathing problems over- *looks over 2 Harley already passed out on the floor* oh

Drax: wait who is this

Rocket: I don't understand... why r the woman passed out on the floor

Gamora: *clears throat*

Rocket: not now Gammy

Gamora: excuse me?

Groot: I am Groot

Steve: BUCKY ASDFGHJKL

₩inter$oldier: BUT WHO IS BUCKY GODDAMMIT

Steve: U GODDAMMIT

₩inter$oldier: WHA?

Steve: GODDAMMIT

Loki: this is the most times I've ever seen Steve use Gods name in vain

Steve: *points @ Loki* u... u...

Loki: me

Steve: just... shaddap

Loki: ok

Sam Arya and Harley: *wakes up* ...

Everyone: ...

Everyone: ...

Everyone: ...

Steve: *breathing heavily*

Everyone: ...

Everyone: ...

Everyone: ...

₩inter$older: *opens mouth*

Steve: no

₩inter$older: but-

Steve: shh

₩inter$oldier: ok

[30 seconds of awkward silence later]

Joker: *whispers* this is awkwaaard

Steve: *inhales deeply* *exhales deeply* I'm going 4 a walk

[steve has left]

₩inter$oldier: I only came here 4 therapy

Becka: whet?

Arya: tonyyyyyyy u said u'd take that poster down

Tony: about that...

Arya: -_-

Gamora: wuts Steve's problem?

Bruce: that's wut we all wanna know

Sam: *collapses on floor dramatically* ♫I WANNA KNOW WUT LUV IS♫

Harley: oh god

Sam: *points @ Loki dramatically* ♫I WANT U 2 SHOW ME♫

Clint: here we go

Sam: *screams in Thor's face* ♫I WANNA FEEL WUT LUV IS♫

Thor: :D

Sam: *jumps on table* ♫I KNOW U CAN SHOW MEEEEEEEE♫

Loki: ok Sammy that's enough *picks up Sam*

Sam: *does rock and roll hand sign* ROCK N' ROLL 4EVAAAAAAAAAAA

[loki has carried a wild Sam off]

₩inter$oldier: u ppl r crazy

Tony: *giggles insanely* IKR :D

Thor: POPTARTS :D *throws boxes of poptart boxes in2 the air*

[the chat has been disconnected due to poptart overload]

A/N:

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