Day 28: autocorrect and doge talk

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I know I said the next update would b soon but I didn't think THIS soon. Oh well, school's gonna start again on Monday (ugh) so I might as well do an early update seeing as I won't b writing 4 a while coz of school and homework and yeah. I might only b able 2 update every Saturday from now on... yeah, that's my goal. So apart from now, I'm gonna b updating every Saturday/Sunday (hopefully) :D

Day 28: autocorrect and doge talk

[tony, Bruce, Loki, Sam, Steve, Nat, Clint, Harley and Joker have joined]

Loki: okay... thor is still searching 4 the poptart that doesn't exist... he spent all night searching and asking ppl if they'd seen his missing poptart and now he's putting signs up saying 'have u seen mah poptart?!'... I think he's going to go mad... I don't think he'll 4give me when he figures that it was a lie

Sam: of course he will

Loki: thanx

Sam: no, of course he will go mad. When he finds out there is no poptart, ur dead

Loki: gr8, thanx 4 that, I feel much better now

Nat: okay, wut exactly happened when we left u guys?

Tony: *looks @ Bruce Sam and loki*

Bruce: ...nothing

Clint: well hunger games was amazing as always

Harley: here we go

Clint: coz Katniss was all like, 'IMA SHOOT U WITH MAH BOW!!!' but we all know dat ima better shooter than her

Steve: clint, we go through this every single time u watch the hunger games

Tony: why don't u get a new on session 4 a change

Clint: 'on session'?

Tony: *obsession

Joker: lol

Sam: autocorrect strikes once again

Steve: wuts autocorrect?

Joker: it's this extremely annoying thing on ur laptop/phone and if u accidentally spell a word wrong then it randomly changes it

Nat: autocorrect ruins our lives

Loki: sounds dramatic

Nat: it i'd

Nat: *is

Clint: now u know our pan

Clint: *pan

Clint: *pan

Clint: ARGH *p a i n. FINALLY

Sam: omg this is hilarious XD

Loki: yeah it's funny seeing u sigher

Loki: *SUFFER

Bruce: now u know our pain

Loki: -__-

Sam: omg ok, every time autocorrect strikes, I'm gonna sing ♫ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST♫

Harley: why?

Sam: 4 the lols

Joker: but that's hard. I mean, autocorrect kinda invades every single conversation on the earth

Sam: then I'm gonna b singing that song a lot

Steve: okay this is grating weird

Sam: ♫ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST♫

Steve: *getting -__-

[thor has joined]

Thor: LOKI THERE WAS NO POPTART!! U LIED 2 MEH!!!

Loki: oh crisp

Sam: ♫ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST♫

Loki: *crap

Thor: LOOOOOKKKKIIIIIII IMA GET CHUUUUUU

Loki: bye *disappears*

[loki has left]

Thor: GONNA GET HIM

[thor has left]

[loki has turned off invisibility]

Harley: lucky educate

Loki: LOL wut

Sam: ♫ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST♫

Harley: *escape

Clint: I h8 autocorrect

Nat: ikr. I just wanna [BEEP] it with mah gun

Clint: D:

Nat: I MEANT SHOOT, I MEANT SHOOT, IT WAS AUTOCORRECT I SWEAR!

Sam: ♫ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST♫

Bruce: silently judging u

Tony: when will I get a gorilla?!?!

Tony: *girlfriend

Sam: ♫ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST♫

Loki: OMG XD

Harley: this is so ammunition

Harley: *amusing -__-

Joker: yeah, the moment's gone now. Now it's just annoying

Clint: hey guys check out tumblr

[steve has left]

Nat: wut r we looking @?

Clint: there's this new thing called 'doge'

Sam: omg I've seen that loads of times, it's so funny!

Loki: doge?

Tony: yah, u know, [dog - eh]

Loki: yeah I know how 2 say it but wut is it?

Harley: *le rolls eyes* u must b new

Clint: it's this...

[clint has sent multiple images to everyone]

Loki: oh... thats... nice...?

Joker: uhuh

Bruce: ikr it's just the awesome way 2 speak

Sam: very swag

Tony: many fun

Clint: so new

Bruce: wat deos te doge say?

Joker: wofe

Harley: manee wayz 2 speake

Sam: wow

Loki: ...

Tony: a short summary of how tumblr doge works

Loki: oookay

Sam: you'll get used 2 it

Harley: and u will also c it a lot

Nat: coz it is very popular

Clint: much fame

Bruce: wow

Loki: okay stahp now

Tony: wuteva u say sweet cheeks

Loki: don't u dare go there again

Tony: kidding :D

Sam: o gawd not dis again -__-

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