Day 3: hangovers and the new girl

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Day 3: hangovers and the new girl

[everyone has joined the group]

Geniusplayboy: Ahhhh!!! Gotta headache!!! The pain!!!!

Datsexyassassin: it's called having a hangover

Geniusplayboy: Wha- hangover?! I wasn't THAT drunk!!!

Fabulousbirdy: dude, u ran up 2 a car and whispered to it "I KNOW UR SECRET OPTIMUS PRIME!!"

Hulksmash: *snorts* speak 4 urself Barton

Fabulousbirdy: WHAT DO U MEAN?!

Hulksmash: you were running around shouting "PEETA, WHERE R U?!"

Datsexyassassin: u r seriously obsessed with the hunger games

Fabulousbirdy: ...

Godofthunder: lady Natasha does have a point eye of hawk

Teamcaptainamerica: it was worse for me, I had to watch it all >:(

Hulksmash: sorry

Godofthunder: how I love poptarts

Geniusplayboy: um thor u can stop typing full sentences, same 4 u capsicle

Teamcaptainamerica: ?

Datsexyassassin: he means

You = u

See = c

I know right = ikr

Your = ur

Don't worry = dw

I don't know = idk

Etc.

Godofthunder: oh I c like this?

Geniusplayboy: exactly

Teamcaptainamerica: let me try *clears throat* idk why we have 2 speak like this but it is kinda cool

Hulksmash: already a pro

Geniusplayboy: like a baws

Godofthunder: ?

Geniusplayboy: dw about it

Fabulousbirdy: never again am I leaving tony in charge of da boos!

Everyone (except tony and Clint): agreed!

[furydirectorofshield has joined the group]

[samanthaJules has joined the group]

Geniusplayboy: aw fury's here

Furydirectorofshield: I've come to inform you all that there is a new member of SHIELD. Her name is Samantha Jules and she'll be keeping an eye on all of you. Please don't mess this up!

[furydirectorofshield has left the group]

Geniusplayboy: *gasps* rude!

SamanthaJules: sup guys

Geniusplayboy: HOTHOTHOT!!!

Teamcaptainamerica: not now Stark

Fabulousbirdy: ERMAHERD!!

Datsexyassassin: shut up Clint

SamanthaJules: um hi?

Hulksmash: sorry about our 'friends'

SamanthaJules: r they always like this?

Datsexyassassin: u get used 2 it

Teamcaptainamerica: well welcome 2 the avengers chatroom as u can c SOME PEOPLE *cough* Clint Thor and tony *cough* r weird

SamanthaJules: wait... Did u say thor?

Hulksmash: yeah he did. Why, u know him?

SamanthaJules: u could say dat

Godofthunder: SAMANTHA!!!

Datsexyassassin: *face palms* thor she's been here like 5 mins and NOW u notice?!

SamanthaJules: HI THOR!!!

Godofthunder: what brings u 2 shield?

SamanthaJules: fury offered me a job

Godofthunder: cool!

Geniusplayboy: is this guy 4 real?

SamanthaJules: btw guys how do u change ur username?

Hulksmash: click dat button in da bottom right corner

Fabulousbirdy: oooh shiny button!!

[SamanthaJules is now Sam]

Hulksmash: I'm pretty bored of r usernames 2 I'm changing mine

[hulksmash is now Bruce]

[teamcaptainamerica is now Steve]

[datsexyassassin is now Nat]

[geniusplayboy is now Tony]

[godofthunder is now Thor]

[fabulousbirdy is now Clint]

Clint: I regret changing it D"X

Steve: so Sam how come ur with shield now?

Sam: oh coz oh meh powers and stuff

Clint: O.O

Bruce: DO TELL!!

Sam: well I can control weather and turn into any animal whenever I want

Tony: THATS FRICKIN AWESOME!!!

Sam: LOL ikr! :D

Thor: MY FRIENDS WHY DONT WE ALL GO OUT AND GET POPTARTS!

Nat: again with the caps

Tony: AND SHAWARMA!!!

Sam: AGREED!!!!

[everyone has left the group]

[spidey has turned off invisibility]

[batsy has turned off invisibility]

Spidey: damn those avengers they never invite me!!!

Batsy: I'm batman

Spidey: I think we've established this b4

Batsy: ...

Spidey: REVENGE!!!!!

[spidey has left the group]

[batsy has left the group]

Hehe had a couple of 'dude I wasn't THAT drunk' jokes coz I'm random like dat! :3 btw, I only own Sam and maybe other characters that will appear in da future but I don't own spider man or batman either, I just couldn't leave them out!!! :D

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