Day 36: one-day vacation

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Kk so this chapter is dedicated 2.... *drumrolls* @the_fan_queen and Tony and Arya's ship name is now officially Starya!!! :D

Day 36: one-day vacation

[everyone has joined]

Arya: hai friends

Pig: hai

Arya: y is there a random talking pig?

Loki: *shrugs* sam probably got bored

Arya: oh okay

Clint: ... but how do we know that it's definitely Sam and not actually a random talking pig?

Nat: *facepalms* Clint pls b normal 4 just 1 day

Bruce: well according 2 science, it's not physically possible

Clint: yah well according 2 me it COULD b a random pig and it might've been fed a talking elixir or something

Nat: ...

Bruce: ...

Loki: no

Clint: ...or it could just b a magical pig

Pig: *shapeshifts back in2 sam*

Sam: ugh Clint u so gullible

Tony: *sips scotch*

Nat: *slaps tony*

Tony: Nat wtf was that 4?!?

Nat: no alcohol

Loki: lol fail

Thor: ... this is very awkward 4 thor

Steve: and steve

Arya: y can't some1 just think of something fun 2 do?

Tony: Sam

Sam: y is it always me

Tony: bcuz ur-

Sam: actually don't answer dat. I already know how awesome I am *tosses hair dramatically*

Arya: have u guys ever been on vacation b4?

Thor: wuts vacation?

Arya: it's where u take a break and go do something like visit another country 4 a week or something

Bruce: nah, fury doesn't pay us enough

Arya: have u asked him?

Bruce: nooooooo

Arya: y?

Bruce: bcuz we already know wut his answer would b

Arya: wut

Bruce: nooooooo

Sam: couldn't u like freeze time or something and go make us a holiday?

Arya: it's not that easy

Sam: pls

Arya: but that would probably take ages 4 me 2-

Sam: PLS

Arya: FINE

Clint: oh hey look, we're @ the beach!!!

Arya: *pants* nope

Steve: then were r we?

Arya: *pants* beach. Wasn't. Free. So. Had 2. Steal a truck. And fill it. With sand. Then drive it here. And dump. The sand. Here. Then put the truck bck. Then walk. All. The way. Bck here. And then I realised. I could fly. So I flew the last 5 mins. DONE *collapses on floor*

Tony: well now I have a floor filled with sand

Loki: don't u have like 56 other floors?

Tony: maybe I do maybe I don't

Arya: JUST B GRATEFUL OKAY

Tony: okay okay... *whispers* ur so pretty when ur angry*

Clint: well if no 1 else will use the sand wisely then... WHEEEE *dives in le sand*

Thor: *licks sand*

Loki: Thor don't eat it u idiot

Thor: *slithers away in2 sand*

Loki: ....welp, that was weird

Sam: CANNONBALL *cannonballs in2 le sand*

Bruce: ... I'll just stay here-

Tony: *shoves Bruce in2 sand* MAKE WAY MUDDA TRUCKERS *jumps in2 sand*

Steve: okay I'll just follow u guys *wades in2 sand*

Clint: c'mon nat!!!

Nat: LOL no

Clint: PLS

Nat: nope

Clint: *jumps out of sand* *picks up nat* *throws Nat in2 le sand* *jumps in after nat*

Nat: U IDIOT IMA KILL CHU

Clint: nah u won't

Nat: *deathglares*

Clint: HELP *swims away*

Arya: okay I can breathe again

Tony: muahahahaha *drags Arya in2 sand*

Arya: WHOA! A WARNING WOULD B NICE

Tony: tony stark doesn't do warnings

Arya: is that an attempt of a flirt?

Tony: ... no

Bruce: *pops up nxt 2 tony* yes

Tony: *shoves Bruce back under sand* no

Arya: uhuh... *slowly reaches 4 sand* *makes little ball out of sand* aaaand it's a.... SANDBALL FIGHT!!!! *throws sandball @ tony*

Tony: OH NO U DIDNT *throws sandball @ arya*

Sam: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAA *uses telekinetic 2 make lots of sandballs*

Loki: EHEHEHEHE *uses magic 2 make lots of sandballs*

Thor: *gnaws on giant sandball* nomnomnom

Nat: *reloads gun with sand* THIS IS WAR

Bruce: ooohhh dear *ducks back under sand*

Steve: uhhh... I suddenly rly need a drink... brb *runs out le sand*

Arya: *battle crys*

Tony: *battle crys*

Loki: *battle crys*

Sam: *battle crys*

Nat: *battle crys*

Clint: *battle crys*

Thor: nomnomnom

Arya: CHAAAARGE *charges*

Tony: *charges*

Loki: *charges*

Sam: *charges*

Nat: *charges*

Clint: *charges*

[this chat has been disabled]

A/N
Well... that was... random... And short...
Oh well
A gurl's gotta do wut a gurls's gotta do
Don't worry guys there will b more Starya moments coming up l8ter.
Btw
Scl holidays is in a week's time so I'll b able 2 update more *excited noise* :D
I am so done with scl even though I was basically ill all week coz I gotta virus and stuff but anyways
Cya in the next chapter
*dives in2 sand*

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