Day 41: hunting down batman

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Day 41: hunting down batman

[everyone has joined]

Steve: WE NEED 2 FIND BATMAN ASDFGHJKL

Clint: hang on ima brushing mah hair

Nat: We. Need. 2. Go. Now

Clint: wuteva

Sam: oookay so how we gonna find dat lil' shiz?

Tony: *mumbles under breath* well, we could... use the tracker I made 4 batman

Loki: I could use magic 2 try and detect it?

Tony: I just thought that maybe we could-

Arya: Tony, Thor and I could fly around and try and find him?

Tony: but wut if I used-

Bruce: science?

Tony: guys-

Nat: spy gear?

Tony: listen, guys-

Clint: call other superheroes 4 help?

Tony: guys srsly-

Steve: run around screaming?

Tony: guuuuuyyyysss-

Sam: call a helicopter?

Thor: but I can fly

Sam: oh yeah

Tony: guys ur kinda annoying me now-

Becka: hey guys! wut if we use the tracker Tony and I made 4 batman?

Steve: brilliant!

Bruce: incredible!

Sam: awesome!

Nat: gr8 idea!

Tony: u've got 2 b kidding me!!

Clint: genius plan!

Loki: y didn't any1 think of it b4?

Tony: I literally just said that exact thing!!

Becka: okay so here's the plan,

Tony: am I invisible or something? I'm not Susan u know!!

Becka: I will go get the tracker, then Arya, Tony and Thor will fly around with the rest of us following in the helicopter, once we've found him, we land the helicopter and then Loki will use his magicy wagicy stuff 2 keep him still while we grab him. Once we've caught him, dad can sort him out and un-craze him with the power of science meanwhile, every1 else clears up the damages that batman has caused in NYC. Sounds cool?

Steve: it does sound cool

Thor: LET US GO AND FIND THE METAL MAN OF BAT!

Nat: wut he said!

| later|

Bruce: hey Arry, c batman yet?

Arya: nope- ohh wait, I found him!!

Tony: where?

Arya: down there

Becka: fly, Nat, fly!!

| laterer|

Clint: runrunrunrunrunrun

Sam: LOKI STAHP HIM

Loki: yes ma'am *uses magic 2 hold batman down*

Steve: GRAB HIM

Thor: *pounces on batman*

Nat: *points gun @ batman*

Becka: no guns, Nat

Nat: damn *slowly puts gun away*

Bruce: okay I'll take him bck 2 the lab and sort him out

Tony: while we're stuck fixing NYC :|

| even more laterer|

Steve: well that wasn't so bad was it?

Sam: dude, we took 6 hours cleaning up NYC u do realise

Steve: well at least we could all spend time 2gether and b social

Sam: social... wut does it even mean... I don't like it

Arya: can we just go bck pls

Tony: like now pls

Loki: I'm so done

[ this chat has been inactive 4 3 minutes]

Nat: ... Let's go now

Every1: *gets in2 helicopter*

Becka: welp this has been a weird 2 days 4 me

Tony: every day is a weird day

Becka: srsly?

Steve: u will get used 2 it

Loki: but u don't wanna go cray cray like some ppl *points 2 thor who's eating a butterfly*

Becka: wut the hell is he doing

Thor: *swallows butterfly*

Becka: ... *whispers* that's just scary

[everybody has left]

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