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Day 27: the ship who shall not be named

Day 27: the ship who shall not be named

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Nat: okay so last night was crazy

Clint: and awesome

Thor: AND MUSICAL! :D

Loki: aaaaaand stark has a hangover

Tony: [BEEP] u

Sam: and joker and harleh r still passed out

Harley: ...

Joker: ...

Bruce: and I'm now bored

Steve: and I'm still tired :(

Sam: I didn't even know that u knew all those songs, Steve

Steve: I did research

Clint: so wut do we do 2 pass time?

Tony: DRINK

Nat: Tony u r now banned from all alcohol

Tony: WUUUUUUUT?! U CANT MAKE ME!!

Nat: don't underestimate me...

Tony: O.o

Bruce: can we 4 once do sciency stuff?

Loki: NO

Steve: go 4 a nice stroll in the park?

Tony: NO

Loki: plan on world domination? >:)

Sam: LOKI

Loki: kidding

Sam: actually... phantom any1?

Nat: NO

Clint: HUNGER GAAAAAAAMES?!

Bruce: NO

Tony: why don't we play a game called every1 shaddap and get tony a girlfriend

Sam: dude, u just broke up with Pepper, that's kinda desperate

Tony: nuh uh

Steve: leaving now

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Nat: yep sames

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Clint: just gonna... go... over there...

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Thor: AND THOR IS STILL HERE! :D

Loki: oh god

Bruce: seriously guys wut r we gonna do?

Tony: get Tony a girlfriend

Sam: NO

Loki: go get cookies

Sam: NO

Bruce: s-

Sam: NO

Bruce: I didn't even say anything!

Sam: I knew wut u were gonna say anyway

Bruce: wut

Sam: science

Bruce: OMG CAN WE?! :D

Sam: NO

Tony: get Tony a girlfriend

Sam: FINE

Tony: yisssssssssssss

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Thor: POPTARTS! :D

Loki: is that how we greet now?

Thor: yes

Loki: ur an idiot

Thor: no I'm a thor

Loki: *facepalms*

Sam: has tony found a girlfriend yet?

Bruce: hopefully, so he can b normal again

Tony: shut ur mouth Bruce

Bruce: okay okay

Thor: I WANT 2 HELP

Loki: I don't think u should

Thor: WHYYY? D:

Loki: coz... hey look, a poptart

Thor: WHERE

Loki: right there, outside on the streets. Wait, someone is bending down to pick it up. It would b a shame if someone were 2 eat it...

Thor: *flies out through window*

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Sam: well done

Tony: OMG

Bruce: wut is it

Tony: OMG OMG OMG

Sam: wuuuuut

Tony: HOLY SNIZZLE

Loki: wtf is a snizzle?

Tony: WOOOOAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

Bruce: WUT. IS. IT

Tony: I just did some research... and the fans... wow

Loki: wut did u c?

Tony: well I know 1 thing... a fandom is a dark place.... once u enter, there is no escape

Sam: seriously man, tell me the tension is killing meh

Tony: these ppl r sick! like, have u SEEN the peeps they ship me with?!

Bruce: show us

[tony has sent a link to Bruce Sam and Loki]

Tony: observe

Sam: HOLY MOTHER OF [BLEEP]

Loki: WTF?!?!?!?!

Bruce: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Tony: that's only the beginning... just read the fanfics they write...

[tony has sent another link to Bruce Sam and Loki]

Sam: HOLY MOTHER OF [BLEEP]

Loki: WTF?!?!?!?!

Bruce: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Tony: and check out the fan art that peeps draw

[tony has sent multiple images to Bruce Sam and Loki]

Everyone except tony: OH GOD!

Tony: *whispers* ikr

Bruce: like there's a ship called 'science bros' and it's got u and me and just. Wtf

Loki: I've found something...

Sam: wut is it?

Loki: 1 word... FROSTIRON

Sam: *screams* NO NOT FROSTIRON, ANYTHING BUT FROSTIRON

Bruce: wuts frostiron? wait... oh... ew

Loki: IKR ITS JUST GROSS

Tony: unless...

Loki: ?

Tony: *wiggles eyebrows*

Loki: wtf stark

Tony: did I ever tell u how ur eyes sparkle-

Sam: *punches tony* SNAP OUT OF IT!! THE FANDOM IS GETTING 2 UR HEAD!!

Bruce: dude, u rly r desperate

Tony: yeah I'm desperate. I was just-

Loki: *punches tony* DONT U EVER DO DAT AGAIN!! U [BLEEP] ING SCARED DA SHIZ OUTTA ME!!

Tony: wuteva u say honey ;)

Loki and Sam: *punches tony*

Bruce: DUDE?!

Tony: yeah I should stop

Sam: ya think?!

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Loki: wow, I know thor luvs poptarts but I never knew he'd take THIS long searching 4 1 dat doesn't exist

Sam: and the others r being boring

Tony: yeah :(

Bruce: :)

Tony: bruce, I'm not in da mood 2 do anything right now

Bruce: :)

Loki: Bruce, u ok?

Bruce: :)

Sam: that's just scary

Bruce: :)

Loki: Bruce ur being weird again

Bruce: :)

Tony: Bruce stahp

Bruce: :)

Sam: has any1 actually realised that dat face looks like 1 of those creepy stalker faces

Bruce: :)

Tony: o yeah

Bruce: :)

Sam: it's like the sort of face u would pull when some1 starts singing 'Santa Claus is coming 2 town'

Loki: remind me?

Sam: u know, the bit that goes ♫he sees u when ur sleeping, he knows when ur awake♫

Bruce: :)

Sam: exactly

Tony: oh yeah I just realised. Yeah that's pretty creepy when u think about it, considering it's a kids song

Bruce: okay I'm bored now

Loki: why were u making da creepy stalker face anyway?

Bruce: coz I got bored, also coz I like 2 c u guys scared. It's funny

Sam: well I think we can all agree that from now on, FrostIron is officially called 'the ship who shall not b named'

Loki: agreed

Tony: the internet has a dark side. It's called... Fandoms

Bruce: yep

Sam: so bored

Loki: gonna go watch Phineas and Ferb

Tony: any particular reason?

Loki: *shrugs* I'll do anything when I'm bored

Bruce: well said

Sam: let's just go watch it then coz I'm so bored and has nothing else 2 do with life

Loki: 2 the tv!

Tony: I think that's gonna b a common line

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A/N
So I couldn't sleep and got bored so I posted a new chapter just 4 the sake of it. Anyways, I looked on wattpad earlier and saw this book just hit 1k!!! *fistpumps air* u should've seen my face coz I don't usually check how many reads this book has so I just wanna say, I don't know how u found this book or why u decided 2 read it but thank you 4 deciding 2, it's rly cool and if u have read this far, THANK YOU!!! :D I enjoy writing this book (even when it has it's crazy/random moments) because some people find it easier 2 write funny stuff than serious stuff, and some people find it easier 2 write serious stuff than funny stuff. I'm 1 of those ppl who can do both. I dunno, all ppl have different senses of humour so some ppl find it hard but anyway... Did u watch the new Sherlock episode? I did. It was rly dramatic and awesome. That was random. I'm gonna stop writing now coz this is kind of a long A/N so I'm gonna stop now so cya in da next chappie!!! The next chapter is gonna b up soon and it will b random. Tumblr will understand... okay I'm going now.
PEACE OUT!✌️👊



*whispers* because I'm batman! :D *frolics away*