HermitCraft - Ask Or Dare

Pi0_Human

Pi0_Human:
I dare either X, Joe or Biffa to pretend to be a time traveller from seven years ago

That's just legitimately exciting. XD I can't wait!

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hey X!

Xisuma: GAH-

U GOTS A DARE!

Xisuma: What's the dare?

*gives paper*

Xisuma: WH- WHY'D YOU CHOOSE ME?

Because you're a great Hermit, and you're just... Awesome!

Xisuma: HMPHF... Fine...

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*You're

Xisuma stared into space, he looked like he's seen more than just a ghost.

How long has he been there for? (Why bother? It's funny.)

"Iskall! Nobody cares about ice! You're never gonna find me caring!" Mumbo growled from a distance that didn't seem so far away from Xisuma.

The two redstoners made their way towards Xisuma's location.

When they saw him there, at first, Mumbo thought something terrible had happened.

"Xisuma? You okay?" He asked, only getting no response.

"X?" Asked Mumbo again.

Xisuma immediately turned to the spoon, as if he didn't expect Mumbo there.

"Oh! hello, Viva!" Xisuma waved.

To hear his other name, Mumbo jumped. "How do yo-"

Mumbo was suddenly interrupted by X's burst; "I'm from the past! Seven years ago!"

The moustached one froze in disbelief.

Did the admin drink a potion?

Or did he just stress out to the point where he's gone insane?

Iskall struggled to hold it in, "HA! NICE ONE, X!" He cheered.

X didn't laugh, he just stared at the two. "M-Mumbo, you look a whole lot more different now!"

Mumbo tilted his head and stepped forwards. "Xisuma, are you okay?"

Xisuma didn't answer, he just smiled.

Iskall: dude, I think he's broken...

Mumbo: I didn't know admins can break...

Iskall: me neither

Mumbo: yeah, but I thought only Grians can break.

Xisuma nearly bursted into laughter only just catching himself.

Even then, Iskall noticed and went straight for the moustached one's ear.

Only Sparta knows what Iskall whispered to Mumbo about, but Xisuma for sure was afraid, and he darn right should be:

The two Architecks nodded with a smirk to each other and began to circle the admin while holding their evil smile of evilness.

The two were surprised though, to the fact that even the admin was afraid of the evil smile of evilness...

Even when the smiles can't break even.

Everything felt so out of even, that even the Architecks can agree with the readers that even the word itself feels so weird to see now...

No it doesn't I'm just trying to use alliteration. BACK TO THE DARE.

"Hey, X?" Mumbo asked.

"Yeah?"

"how did you get here?" The redstoner asked.

Xisuma crossed his arms, "well I was playing with some random commands and somehow glitched into the future."

With that, it hit Mumbo, "maybe that was me..."

Iskall shook his head, "probably not... Though maybe..."

Mumbo: let's take him to our X

Iskall: good idea.

Xisuma: where are we going?

Mumbo: to X, come with us.

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*Yo'ure

Iskall swung his sword around for no reason, his naughty grin grin said 'I-Can't-Wait-To-Fool-XisumaVoid'.

Mumbo and Xisuma followed the Swede to the center of the shopping district.  Nobody was around.

"Why are we here?" X asked confuzzled.

"Why are we where?" Asked Mumbo who turned to the admin with fake concern that covered his laughter.

"Here. In the middle of the sh-... Oh wait..."

"HA!" Iskall yelled, jumping into the air. "I KNEW IT!"

Mumbo jumped with him with a pure smile on his face.

Welp. That was well done.

Mumbo: Iskall, you were a GENIUS!

Iskall: thanks, man! I knew that would work!

Xisuma: *stares* wait... How though!?

Mumbo: you're an admin! That's why we expected you to say that!

Good job, X!
XD

Author's Note:

YO READERS!
HOW R Y'ALL?

My name's Sam, if y'a didn't know!

I DIDN'T PUBLISH LAST WEEK!
I AM SO SORRY!
PLLZZ FORGIVE ME!

Also we created a new HermitChat on Discord
(DM me for invite)

ANYYYWAAYYYYSSS

Good Night...