Hamilton x reader

Jefferson x introverted! Modern!reader

"Y/n it's not that bad!"

"WERE GOING TO A PARTY! AND YOUR MAKING ME WEAR A DRESS! THIS IS BULLSHIT!"

"Y/n,"

"I refuse. I'm staying in this sweatshirt and sweatpants. And there's nothing you can do about it."

"I can take my clothes back."

"No you can't. These are mine."

"Read the tag."

"XL. Damn. Fucking  fatass."

"Talk about your self."

"Why? Because I'm comfortable in this?"

"No, because you just finished two cartons of ice cream, and three bags of chips."

"I'm not fat. Your just imagining things silly rabbit."

"I'm not a rabbit."

"Eat carrots?"

"No."

"Land on trash cans?"

"Y/n!"

"You know you do!"

"I don't!"

Y/n showed me a picture of when I was drunk and fell on a trash can and I fell asleep. She found me the next morning.

"I do."

"YOUR A FUCKING FLY!"

"Your are a fly too."

"Okay."

"Let's make maggots."I mumble.

"What?"

"Let's make maggots."

She laughs and kissed me. "Maybe. Only if you stop being mean to Hamilton, Burr, Mulligan, Laurens, and Lafayette. My poor Frenchman."

"No promises."

She pulled out a gun that I never knew she had. "Promise."she held her gun up to my leg. "I'll shoot."she threatens. "Alright! Alright! I promise."