Hermitcraft Nonsense

Recap

Today has been a mess, I need something to distract me from the million thoughts going through my head that's not angst and not stressful. Was planning on writing a request I've been thinking about but that's going to wait until my life gets somewhat normal again. I have SO many things to write...

As Azura said it, Recap are emotional support duo. They need appreciation.

I'm going to be posting this on Tumblr and I know Zloy is on there and I'm lowkey shook on how that will go down

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Zloy pushed open the double doors to the Hermitcraft Recap stage, ready to throw together and record the next episode. However, unlike per usual when the undead zombie entered, the lights were off and the studio was eerily silent.

"Pix? You here?" Zloy called. No reply.

Weird. Normally I'm the late one. Guess I'll get set up without him them.

Zloy kicked the door closed with his foot and headed up to his place in the control booth above their news set on the stage. He put down his laptop and plugged it in to the permanent charger they had there, opening the screen...

And paused.

A devious smirk made its way into Zloy's face as he got a mischievous idea. He quickly got up and turned the lights back off in the studio, then pulled his laptop off the desk to the floor and he sat and brought up a video.

Now all I have to do is wait, Zloy chuckled under his breath, Pix will never know what his him!

Ten incredibly boring minutes of waiting and doodling on a notepad in the lowlight later, the studio doors slammed open and there was heavy breathing.

"I'M HERE!"

The Russian jumped and froze underneath the desk at the loud exclamation. He hit his head on the desk and his green hand hit the keyboard of his laptop, making the screen flare to life and the video he had up start playing.

"DUH DUH DUH DAH. DUH DUH DUH DAH DUH DUH DUH"

The Hermitcraft Recap theme song started playing at 100% volume of the studio speakers, meaning that it could be felt through the floor and blasted into your very soul. The zombie could hear the human's scream and something metal falling over.

"THIS WEEK, ON HERMITCRAFT—"

"ZLOOOYYY!" Pixelriffs yelled over the glitched audio of his own voice, "TURN IT OFF, RIGHT NOW!"

Zloy was crying and laughing in his hiding spot. Not only did he get Pixelriffs, but he got himself as well! He blindly reached out and nearly punched the spacebar, before falling backward against the backing of the desk and howling.

A couple of seconds later there were grey jeans and black sneakers in front of him, and Zloy knew he was busted and started a new fit of giggling.

"Zloy, I'm going to kill you," Pixelriffs stayed in a flat voice.

"I'm already undead though," the zombie reminded between hiccups.

Pixel groaned. "Whatever. Get up, we have a Recap episode to make..." his tone thankfully wasn't angry in the slightest, just annoyed and probably hiding humor to look like the professional one of the duo.

Zloy closed his laptop and stood up, still grinning like a fool. Pixel rolled his eyes, finally giving into the smile the zombie knew was waiting, and they sat down in their respective rolling chairs to plan their next Recap video.