Ah, orbs
My favorite body part
Wait, I meant eyes
Why do authors even do this, do you wanna sound sexy?
Well I'm sick of it! I cringe every time I see this!
You wanna sound sexy?
Well then just use
Eyes
Because I know you ain't gonna be using orbs in real life!
"Oh my god you have such pretty orbs!" I screamed all the way to, bad handsome jerky cool boy leather jacket daddy baddest dude, he smiled at me, his sparkling (green,blue,yellow,violet,orange,pink,turquoise,blue,red) eyes along with.
He walked up, "thanks your orbs are nice too! I really like the way they shimmer in the sun." *author cringes* he pushed me towards him, I let go of the breath I possibly didn't know I was holding* it seemed as if he was leaning in for a kiss when he pushed me away, letting me fall down!
"Get away from me! What the hell, I don't need a whore trying to kiss me." He snarled, he's the one who pushed me, but yet I get blamed? It doesn't matter, I will still end up with him anyways, the last chapter will be all about out unforgettable marriage!
It doesn't matter if he abuses me, I still see him for who he truly is, he's just misunderstood! I am the only one who understands him, and he is the only one who understands me!
*the author died while writing that, we hope you all hit that vote bottom because it costed her life!*
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