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Chapter 17.

[Friday, 15.22 p.m Jermyn Street Theatre, auditorium]

Text message to Big dick styles:
10:07
Good morning
Text message to Big Dick Styles:
Would you at least consider coming back to work?

Text message from Big dick styles:
10:17
Mornin' Is it that awful without me?

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
Yes. It's not the same without your daily freak out.

Text message from Big Dick Styles:
Hey...You don't even know my middle name yet. You're not allowed to make jokes on my suspens.

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
What's your middle name then?

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Oh you...
Text message from Big dick Styles:
It's Edward. Yes, like the vampire.

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
Harry Edward, that's cute. Like an old grandpa.

Text message from Big dick Styles:
* deletes number *

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
I meant to type: Like a sexy rock star*

Text message from Big dick Styles:
:)
Text message from Big dick Styles:
better
Text message from Big dick Styles:
look what I made for brunch
[attached picture]
Text message from Big dick Styles:
no animals were hurt in the process

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
really? Did I impress you so much with my soup yesterday?

Text message from Big dick Styles:
I helped. But yes, a bit. Thought I would try it out

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me and the animals are very pleased
Text message to Big Dick Styles:
except that green egg on the side. actually I googled, found this: link

Text message from Big dick Styles:
leave my devil babies alone
Text message from Big dick Styles:
I'm not gonna read that. You already have to much power over me.

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
that so?
Text message to Big Dick Styles:
then I command you to come back to work
Text message to Big Dick Styles:
:)

Text message from Big dick Styles:
urgh. I'll think about it

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
12:05
Sorry I disappeared, busy with rehearsals
Free for an hour now tho

Text message from Big dick Styles:
12:07
How's rehearsals going? Or wait, I don't wanna know. Let's talk about something completely different, please

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
alright, anything?

Text message from Big dick Styles:
within reason

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;)
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okay. Who's your go to band or artist when you can't decide on something to listen to?

Text message from Big dick Styles:
did you just google "good questions to ask someone?"

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
answer the question, Harold

Text message from Big dick Styles:
It's Harry, but okay. Fleetwood Mac I guess, or stones

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rolling?

Text message from Big dick Styles:
Yeah. What about you?

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Oasis maybe, or Nirvana

Text message from Big dick Styles:
Nirvana? You seem too kind for Nirvana

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
Have you heard Nirvana? It's the most feminist grunge rock you can find, perhaps any rock.

Text message from Big dick Styles:
Don't they have a song called "rape me"?

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
just...listen to it. It's an ANTI rape song

Text message from Big dick Styles:
okay okay mate, chill
Text message from Big dick Styles:
listening to it now. Can't say it's super obvious it's an anti rape song but I take your word for it

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
you shall 
Text message to Big Dick Styles:
okay, next question. What's the best way to start the day?

Text message from Big dick Styles:
ehm
Text message from Big dick Styles:
I'm not going to say it, so coffee?

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
say it

Text message from Big dick Styles:
I don't wannaaa

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
I'll say mine, type it in one, two, three

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
getting kissed awake by someone special
Text message from Big dick Styles:
blowjob

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
omg harry

Text message from Big dick Styles:
ah, thanks, now I look like a fucking thickhead compared to you

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
hahaha, I'm not sorry.
Gotta get back to work. Talk to you later?

Text message from Big Dick Styles:
Give em' hell.
Sure, text me when you're done :)

[Afternoon]

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
16:15
Finished. Awfully boring without you there. What are you up to?

Text message from Big Dick Styles
16:25
Actually, I'm at the ER

Text message to Big Dick Styles:
16:45
WHAT? Why? Are u okay?
Text message to Big Dick Styles:
is anyone with you?
Text message to Big Dick Styles:
wait, I'll call you within two minutes.

L: "Harry! Are you okay? What happened? Are you alone?"

H: "Hi, I'm okay, I'm okay! Sarah drove me here but she left about an hour ago, needed to get back to the store. So yeah, I'm alone."

L: "oh my god, harry. What happened? Are you hurt?"

H: "Well..."

L: "You know what, I'll come get you. Is that alright? I don't want you to be there all alone."

H: "But, I don't want you to feel-"

L: "hey, enough of that. I'll come. I'll call you when I'm there. Okay?"

H: "okay."