existential crisis

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Char: guys Alex is having an existential crisis help
Char: she's muttering random shit wHat Do I dO
Dally: and we're supposed to know, how..?
Roxanne: just let her go
Char: how? She's curled up in a freaking ball talking about how the earth shouldn't have been made! Wtf??????
A.J: ain't that Alex for ya tho?
Char: somebody snap her out of it
Soda: ALEX
Dally: Wolfie!
Char: she doesn't have her phone on her, duh
Two: just politely tell her to stop
Pony: Two.... do you know what an existential crisis is...?
Two: obviously, I'm not a dumbass
Steve: agree to disagree
A.J: OOF. SHOTS FIRED
Johnny: guys Alex is making me question my well-being make her sToP
Char: ALEX. You know better than to do that to Johnny, cmon!
Dally: didn't you just say she didn't have her phone?
Char: yeeee, doesn't mean I ain't gonna say nothin'
Darry: hypnotize her, that works
Char: HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE
Roxanne: actually.......... LOOK IT UP
Actual argument I had with my friend yesterday meh :3. I haven't been at my house since Friday b4 school, is that sad? BYEEEEE

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