Shit Happens | SOPE FF

+could be gayer+

Gay Agenda:

Saltstone:
do u ever just get sad
like
im sitting in my room, minding my own damn business and all of a sudden my eyes be like lmao lets go niagara falls on this bitch

The Suns Asshole:
yoongs should i be at least slightly concerned
kinda feel like i shouldnt let my bf cry on his own ya know justa thought

Saltstone:
aahy na s'all good fam 🤪😎👌🏻

Kook with Looks:
lol mood

All Tae all Shade:
aaaand thats my cue to not question any further

The Suns Asshole:
u didnt even question anything in the first place

All Tae all Shade:
u never saw me
farewell 🤠🤙🏻

The Suns Asshole:
eye-

Saltstone:
see kook here gets me

Kook with Looks:
aayy u know me always there for the homies

The Suns Asshole:
somehow i dont like this dude-bro energy creeping up

Ride n' Park:
yo wassup dawgs how u beeen got that adderall aayyee finna get lit 2nite

Eggnog:
and i looked right into the windows of his soul and said
bitch.

I am Confujin:
-Jin has left the chat-

Saltstone:
look at these fucking gremlins coming out their caves like it aint 2am

Ride n' Park:
call me gremlin one more time-

Saltstone:
then what?

The Suns Asshole:
goddamnit its like im babysitting a bunch of five year olds
yoongs ur like 1cm taller than jimin
and jimin he didnt mean u directly dont take everything so offensive 🗿

Saltstone:
aye aye captain

Ride n' Park:
awwe look at yoongi being all soft with hobi UwU

Saltstone:
imma fuck u up

The Suns Asshole:
its kinda cute tho

Saltstone:
i take it back
everything for my babe

The Suns Asshole:

Kook with Looks:
that could be us but u playin @ tae

All Tae all Shade:
read 2:42 ✔️

Kook with Looks:
🚬🗿
all alone again
boyfriend hit the road
its a hard life for a moron like me

Eggnog:
at least u admit it

I am Confujin:
look at yoonseok being all cute somehow i dont mind

Saltstone:
update: hobi is currently at my door knocking like a maniac
should i let him in i lowkey wanna sleep

Ride n' Park:
let the poor fucker in he literally came to ur room at 2am in the morning

The Suns Asshole:
BITCG U BETTER LET ME IN IM ABOUT TO KICK THE DOOR DOWN I SWEAR ON MY DESIGNER SHOES

I am Confujin:
oh god the fucking shoes

The Suns Asshole:
its called fashion sweetie look it up

Saltstone:
knock knock who's there
ah yes he has food and pillows u may enter

The Suns Asshole:
u let me stand outside for like 5 minutes ungrateful ass

Kook with Looks:
omg u guys r gonna fall asleep looking all cute and nobodys gonna be there to take a pic 😔😔🥺✊🏻

All Tae all Shade:
i bet they fucking

Eggnog:
nothing to bet here

Saltstone:
me, an angel
we would never

The Suns Asshole:
hey yoongs where the lube at

All Tae all Shade:
KSNDKSNXJABSNANS

I am Confujin changed the groupname to "The 7 Sins"

Ride n' Park:

Kook with Looks:
tae u aint slick
tryna come back after all these years
like u didnt hurt me

All Tae all Shade:
admit it kook, u still love me
u never stopped loving me
and now that i have returned, your longing is stronger than ever

Kook with Looks:
damn it, you're right
come into my arms baby im not letting u slip through my fingers again

Eggnog:
okayy drama queens time for bed

Kook with Looks:
OH?! but hobi and yoongi can still fuck or what

Saltstone:
shut up ur like 12

Kook with Looks: