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The Suns Asshole to Saltstone

The Suns Asshole:
aye fam u still coming over for 2nd christmas dinner again right?

Saltstone:
should i be offended that u think i wouldnt
we're basically having a second christmas every year i come over on the 25th

The Suns Asshole:
yeah yeah ur right ksksks
but one thing just to uuuhhhh ask uuhhhh

Saltstone:
what

The Suns Asshole:
are u rly planning to kiss me under the mistletoe oorrr uuuhhhh

Saltstone:
wELL
when u ask like that
do u WANT me to
bc i was like half joking yk for the gang n shit but i would definitely not mind if u dont too

The Suns Asshole:

Saltstone:
dont pull a me on me

The Suns Asshole:
dkbflsnd im sry its just
oh god-
wait does that mean u like me

Saltstone:

someone help this fucking child oh my fucking god
HOBI I-

The Suns Asshole:
ur making me nerv ou s

Saltstone:
this bitch rly asked if i like him im gonna riot
ITS NOT LIKE ITS BEEN THE MOST OBVIOUS THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
YES HOBI I LIKE U DKDNKSBSK

The Suns Asshole:
wait fr
for real for real

Saltstone:
i just basically told u i'd kiss u u dumb nutsack

The Suns Asshole:
i mean not to be gay or aNyThInG but i'd maybe perhaps once very quickly kiss u too

Saltstone:
with u thats a fucking milestone

The Suns Asshole:
HEY

Saltstone:
we've come so far as a humanity today: hoseok finally gave in to his gay feelings

The Suns Asshole:
u gonna milk that arent u

Saltstone:
yup bet
so
do u wanna kiss today or

The Suns Asshole:
boi idk like i WANNA but am i GONNA
i mean both of our families are gonna be there so like it may be too much of a shocker especially cus they've never seen me with a guy and all that

Saltstone:
hhmm understandable
we can maybe act like we're together if u yk what i mean

The Suns Asshole:
u wanna fuck?

Saltstone:

KSKDKDKS
NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT DO U HEAR ME COMPLAINING

The Suns Asshole:
YOONGS-
ig not then

Saltstone:
not on 2nd christmas damn hoe
i mean like cuddle or some shit
or
holding hands
yk couple stuff but subtle

The Suns Asshole:
oohhh my dumb dumb bubblegum looking ass
sounds tight lets go

Saltstone:
wow imma dip before this gets awkward
anyway see ya babe

The Suns Asshole:
mmdjfkksks cya b
im gonna kiss u on new years eve

Saltstone:

-

Gay Agenda:

Saltstone:
hobi wants to fuck me

Ride n' Park:
wbk

Eggnog:
wbk

All Tae all Shade:
wbk

Kook with Looks:
wbk

I am Confujin:
wbk

The Suns Asshole:
U BITCHASS I WAS CONFUSED LEMME BREATH DAMN
AND YALL MFs STFU

All Tae all Shade:
sure sissy

The Suns Asshole:
this is biphobia

Saltstone:

Ride n' Park:
skndndmdndn yall r too much