Name: Dean Winchester
Cause of Death: Accidental decapitation with an ax.
Name: Dean Winchester
Cause of Death: Shot by arrow.
Name: Dean Winchester
Cause of Death: Mauled by dog.
"What the-" Sariel started, flipping through a hundred pages of various Dean Winchester deaths, the only difference between them being the cause.
"Sariel! Get to work!" A voice called to him. Extremely confused, Sariel filled out the work for all of them.
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Name: Samuel Winchester
Cause of Death: Struck by lightning.
Born: May 2nd, 1983.
Dead: November 6th, 2008.
Sariel frowned. He swore he had filled out a form for Sam Winchester before....
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Name: Sam Winchester
Cause of Death: Stabbed in the gut.
Born: May 2nd, 1983.
Dead: February 4th, 2010.
Okay, Sariel was sure of it this time.
"Has Samuel Winchester ever been resurrected?" He questioned.
"What?" Hannah asked. "Resurrection is so rare, I doubt it."
"But I swear I've filled out this for him before."
"You've probably just filled out a form for someone with the same name. Just a coincidence, Sariel."
"Sure," Sariel frowned.
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Name: Dean Winchester
Cause of Death: Shot in chest.
Born: January 24th, 1979.
Dead: April 1st, 2010.
Again? Sariel questioned. Of course he remembered Dean Winchester. It was hard to forget the stupid human who's death form you had filled out over a hundred times. Sariel sighed and picked up the next form.
Name: Sam Winchester
Cause of Death: Shot in the chest.
Born: May 2nd, 1983.
Dead: April 1st, 2010.
"Both of them on the same day," He commented. "Huh." The doors to the office slammed open suddenly, and Sariel glanced up as a furious looking Castiel stormed in.
"Castiel?" He questioned, but his brother didn't seem to hear him.
"WHERE IS ZACHARIAH?!" Castiel demanded.
"I don't know." Sariel admitted. Castiel growled and moved on, storming out. Sariel glanced back down at his paperwork. He knew that Castiel had been the one who had raised Dean Winchester from hell. Every angel in heaven knew that. But if Dean and his brother were dead....
Well, then it made perfect sense why Castiel was pissed off.
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Name: Dean Winchester
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