jaredwrld: so i spent my christmas fucking a demon, how did y'all christmas go?
theslumpgod: mbn to fuck a demon😔
xxxtentacion: you do stoke
jaredwrld: man i thought yall niggas were joking when yall said yall were demons
jaredwrld: i got sleep paralysis and next thing i know michael is bouncing on my dick and growing horns
theslumpgod: oh jah grows horns and a tail sometimes too
theslumpgod: did you play with his tail? jah likes when i do that
trippieredd: no he didn't 😔
trippieredd: but if he did i probably would have came too quick bc that shit feels sooooo good
xxxtentacion: ugh ikr
trippieredd: ian complaining tho bc jare really something serious in bed whew😩
smokepurpp: NIGGA WE GET IT
comethazine: we get it you enjoy jared's depressed dick
comethazine: now stfu
trippieredd: shut up jahmier you just mad bc nobody enjoys your dick
trippieredd: now let me talk about jared dicking me down in peace
wifisfuneral: but i enjoy jahmier's dick-
trippieredd: .....nobody like i said
trippieredd: anyways❤
lilpumpjetskii:
lilpumpjetskii: LOOK YALL
lilpumpjetskii: I GOT A MOTORSICLE FOR CHRISMISS
lilpumpjetskii: VROOM VROOM ESKEEETIT
theslumpgod: ian get shit for christmas but broken dreams and a bar of soap but gazzy got a whole ass MOTORCYCLE?
theslumpgod: life really aint fair
gothboigus: gazzy's parents are rich so its not shocking. im surprised they didn't buy him a house
tracyminajj: my parents bought me a house
tracyminajj: its very nice to have rich parents
jaredwrld: mbn i aint get shit
lilpumpjetskii: i cant wait to ride my motorsicle omg
smokepurpp: baby you dont have a driver's license yet
lilpumpjetskii: so?
smokepurpp: so if you cant drive a car what makes you think you can drive a motorcycle
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sus ✧ multi
ספרות חובביםwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]