xanxiety: so y'all know how i have chem with jah and stoke right?
ybnnahmir: and jah and stoke have chem with each other
xanxiety: ok anyway tell me why when we were picking lab partners jah got soooo pissed when i picked stoke
xanxiety: he was looking at me like he was about to beat my ass right then and there💀💀💀
trippie1400: nigga run
gothboigus: ur about to give go diego go a whole new meaning
ybncordae: diego you petty for that💀💀💀
xanxiety: i didn't even do it to be petty
xanxiety: stoke is a hard worker
trippie1400: hmmm 🤔🤔🤔
ybnnahmir:
xanxiety: ok so maybe i did do it to be petty
xanxiety: you should have seen his face💀💀💀
xanxiety: "can we switch partners please"
trippie1400: lmaoooo jah is gon beat the white off of u
xanxiety: im not scared of jahseh short ass lmao💀💀
heroinfather: the gag is you cant even pronounce any of the words in that sentence
heroinfather: "im not thcared of jatheh thort ath"
heroinfather: hard to talk when you got horse teeth huh😶
heroinfather has changed the group name to diego the donkey
jaredwrld:
xanxiety: i'd rather have horse teeth than a horse face like youuuuu
xanxiety: long ass face
heroinfather: and i got a long ass dick too🤗 tell metri he can get it whenever he wants
xanxiety: lmao gay af
cloudyskies: first of all im not even a bottom
cloudyskies: im not gay but if i was i would be a top
heroinfather: im not gay either but im not scared to steal diego's man
xanxiety: just like you scared i'll steal yours okkkkkk
xanxiety: stoke commented hearts under my last pic 👀
heroinfather: I DONT LIKE STOKE FOR THE LAST TIME
heroinfather: IM LITERALLY STRAIGHT AF
xanxiety: if you dont like stoke then why are you so mad
heroinfather: BC I WAS BORN MAD
xanxiety: you sure were
cloudyskies: diego baby stop before jah really beats ur ass 💀💀
cloudyskies: you too cute to get injured
xanxiety: 🤗
jaredwrld: aw kimetrius and diego are goals
jaredwrld: mbn 😤
gothboigus: somebody find jared a bae so he can stop
jaredwrld: i didn't even say-
jaredwrld: ok
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]