trippieredd: so omar got jumped today
tayk47shawty: yall hear sumn
theslumpgod: this is so sad alexa play havana
cloudyskies: i wish i got a hit in
theslumpgod: same
trippieredd: me too
smokepurpp: yall aint shit
smokepurpp: i got jumped by like 8 niggas
smokepurpp: my nose was bloody and now i have a black eye
trippieredd: you too damn big to be getting beat up
xanxiety: tbh. you're like 6'3 and 300 pounds
smokepurpp: i only weigh 220 but go off shark boy
jaredwrld: mbn to get jumped
trippieredd: ................... i cant with you sometimes
smokepurpp: i just walked out of the bathroom and next thing i know im getting my ass beat by like 8 niggas
smokepurpp: and i kept hearing jahseh's loud ass screaming worldstar
xxxtentacion: i tried to help you :(
smokepurpp: by filming it on your live????????
smokepurpp: we live in a society
theslumpgod: why didnt you just steal one of their eyes like you did to daniel
tayk47shawty: *allegedly did to daniel
smokepurpp: this is the worse week of my life
smokepurpp: im about to cordae myself
tracyminajj: wtf is cordae
smokepurpp: some dead nigga
tracyminajj: wtf goes on in this gc
tracyminajj: is this some satanic murder cult
tracyminajj: bc if it is then consider me the leader
gothboigus: murders only happen occasionally here
gothboigus: we're basically just a bunch of sad gays
tracyminajj: so does this mean no satanic murder cult :(
xxxtentacion: i feel you :(
xxxtentacion: i asked stoke if we could sacrifice omar and he told me no :(
xxxtentacion: so i tried to sacrifice him instead
tracyminajj: you can sacrifice gus if you want
gothboigus: *gus has left the chat*
tayk47shawty: oh look just what we needed, another demented ass demonic ass nigga
theslumpgod: jah what did i say about trying to sacrifice people
xxxtentacion: but i need to collect souls to give to satan
xxxtentacion: where do i get my souls from
theslumpgod: your feet now stfu
lilpumpjetskii: WHO HURTED OMAR
lilpumpjetskii: IM FINNA GO JASSEH ON SOMEBODY
lilpumpjetskii: THEY JUMPED MY PAPI
lilpumpjetskii: WHO HURTED HIM
lilpumpjetskii: LET ME FINE OUT
theslumpgod: gazzy you're like 5'5 and 100 pounds
lilpumpjetskii: SO
lilpumpjetskii: ILL SACKREFECE ALL THEM NIGGAS
lilpumpjetskii: just call me lil gazi vert
lilpumpjetskii: cuz im finna breng out my ener deimen
lilpumpjetskii: on whoever tf hurt omar
tracyminajj: is he blind or something so he has trouble typing
tracyminajj: tf did i just read
gothboigus: no gazzy speaks a language far to advanced for us mere mortals
tracyminajj: ohhhhh so he's a retard
lilpumpjetskii: who you callin a retart treysee
lilpumpjetskii: i will sent you two hail
lilpumpjetskii: all yall are goeng two hail write with me
cloudyskies: *uzi has entered the chat*
lilpumpjetskii: nah GAZI has inturd the chat
lilpumpjetskii has changed the group name to "lil gazi vert"
tracyminajj: gus can you translate
gothboigus: he said all of us are going to hell
tracyminajj: yay
tracyminajj: i stan gazzy now
xxxtentacion: we stan lil gazi vert
xxxtentacion: i'll help you with your first sacrifice
lilpumpjetskii: 666 hell sayten
lilpumpjetskii: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
tayk47shawty: man shut your ass up for i allegedly get my choppa
tayk47shawty: then you gon really be in hell
lilpumpjetskii: dew it
lilpumpjetskii: i am note afredo to dye
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
