there's going to be another party scene soon for diego's birthday, and it'll be in this book and not the other one
now, idk if i should add this one storyline i have in mind bc it's....dark as fuck and this is kinda a lighthearted book tbh but lmk if you want it
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theslumpgod: yo i'm finna snap on these niggas jared and michael
theslumpgod: all damn day they been bumping YG, replacing every letter with B and screaming "slatt" and "foe hunnid"
theslumpgod: they even wearing all red looking like some damn fire hydrants
trippie1400: you just mad you not 🅱️icken 🅱️ack 🅱️ein 🅱️ool like us ni🅱️🅱️a
jaredwrld: and i put that on big 🅱️s soowoo
theslumpgod: im finna go tf off
xxxtentacion: jarad threw up a c at me when i walked past hot topic
xxxtentacion: i almost beat his ass right then and there how you a blood but you throw up a c💀💀💀💀
jaredwrld: i threw up CK cuz im a krip killa and i will kill your krip ass
theslumpgod: jah isnt a crip💀💀💀💀
jaredwrld: he got blue hair same shit
trippie1400: ayee soowoo
theslumpgod: both of yall shut yall asses up
theslumpgod: remember when we was at taymor house and we heard gunshots outside and yall two almost pissed yourselves
theslumpgod: yall was like
theslumpgod:
trippie1400: we was cuddling 😐
tayk47shawty: cuddling while crying and shaking? aite
tayk47shawty: now jah and jared yall need to shut that shit up before i pop both of yall asses
tayk47shawty: yall needa go xd rawr at each other and squash this shit
smokepurpp: tbh why do i feel like theyre not only beefing because of the stoke thing but because both of them fucked michael💀
smokepurpp: they have 2 niggas in common💀 they aint never gon squash that shit
trippie1400: then why arent they beefing with you too
smokepurpp: what
trippie1400: did you forget what we did or
cloudyskies: HOLD UP WHAT
xanxiety: when did omar fuck michael wtf
ybnnahmir: once again how does michael pull so many niggas
trippie1400: because i look outside of my family tree you should try it
trippie1400: anyways this is old news💀💀💀 but i gave that nigga the best head of his life
smokepurpp: it was aight. gazzy is better
trippie1400: at mispelling words
lilpumpjetskii: you dont even have lips so hoe you better at sukieng dick thane me
smokepurpp: tell him baby
smokepurpp: and plus i was drunk and i thought you were nick💀💀
tayk47shawty: and why was your mexican ass tryna get top from nick for
smokepurpp: it was a long time ago back when nick was the only openly gay nigga
smokepurpp: so i was gonna hit him up cuz i was too scared to ask gazzy bc i didnt know he was gay
smokepurpp: meanwhile he was going out with kumitrees at the time💀💀💀
smokepurpp: i shoulda known it wasnt nick because i aint related to him
trippie1400: you aint think i was no damn nick💀💀 we dont even look alike like that
trippie1400: ol "mikey i wanna fuck you right here but i dont got no lube on me so can i just fuck your face bebé?" headass
trippie1400: ol "you look like a reptile i hope you swallow like one too" looking ass
lilpumpjetskii: mikeall is a how tbh
cloudyskies: he really is
cloudyskies: he had jah, daniel, omar and jared 💀💀💀💀
trippie1400: gazzy you cant talk about who is and isnt a "how"
trippie1400: ol "i mess with senior niggas even tho i'm a freshman" looking ass
trippie1400: go play with your action figures or sum damn
lilpumpjetskii: im a juneyor dumbass
lilpumpjetskii: and i started going with omar when i was a soft smore
lilpumpjetskii: so shut your rapetile ass up
ybnnahmir: a soft smore-
theslumpgod: gazzy a marshmallow now ?
gothboigus: i mean
gothboigus:
tayk47shawty: aye fuck allat
tayk47shawty: when is your skeletal ass gon tell us who you like
theslumpgod: tbh
xanxiety: tbh
gothboigus: i like myself
gothboigus: self love is important
smokepurpp: boy
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]