lmao i was going to make him like diego but that woulda been too obvious so💀💀💀
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theslumpgod: so i finally scrolled up and read everything
theslumpgod: so gus your chopstick built ass wants to fuck jah huh
smokepurpp: he wants to eat some doritos
gothboigus has left the chat
theslumpgod has added gothboigus to "stinkeley🤢"
theslumpgod: come back you boney bitch
xxxtentacion: i bet gus is calling you a nigger so hard in his head rn
theslumpgod: i'm calling you a nigger out loud
xxxtentacion: and somehow i can smell it from here...
gothboigus: stoke i meant as a friend
gothboigus: i like jah as a friend
theslumpgod: oh dont switch up now
theslumpgod:
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theslumpgod: this finna be you
gothboigus: I LIKE JAH BUT I DONT WANT TO TAKE HIM FROM YOU
gothboigus: YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE HIM
gothboigus: BUT HES YOURS I DONT WANT HIM
jaredwrld: 🤢🤢🤢
jaredwrld: imagine fighting over jah
theslumpgod: imagine going with michael💀💀💀
ybnnahmir: tbh...at least gus showers daily
ybnnahmir: he might look dirty as fuck but stoke IS dirty as fuck
theslumpgod: yall gon stop calling me dirty
theslumpgod: its not even necessary to shower every day
theslumpgod: the human body is self cleansing so it'll flush out the toxins if you drink a lot of waterrrrrr
theslumpgod: so the only way you can be musty is if you dont drink water tbh
xanxiety: see...
cloudyskies: what in the post malonery
lilpumpjetskii: this aint it stock
smokepurpp: this is so musty
trippie1400: jah's poor nose
xanxiety: and his nut taste like battery acid
xanxiety: you can really taste the must 🤢🤢
smokepurpp: you can never call gazzy dumb again wtf kinda logic-
lilpumpjetskii: rite at lease im not mustey
xxxtentacion: stoke this really aint it
xxxtentacion: when im around you i gag and its not because of your dick being down my throat
theslumpgod: jah not you too
theslumpgod: you supposed to defend me😕
xxxtentacion: i spend the most time around you which means i have to smell you the most 🤢
cloudyskies: jah you gon have to give him an ultimatum
cloudyskies: shower or no more bussy
theslumpgod: jah you lowkey cant call me dirty
theslumpgod: you ate reptile ass, it dont get more dirtier than that
lilpumpjetskii: oop
trippie1400: excuse you
trippie1400: he didnt even eat my ass for one
trippie1400: two my ass is clean
smokepurpp: aw jah isnt a part of the booty muncher club 😔
jaredwrld: booty muncher club: population: 5
smokepurpp: who are the 5
jaredwrld: me, you, stoke, kimetrius and tay
cloudyskies: uh
cloudyskies: nah
cloudyskies: i dont eat ass
smokepurpp: for the last time, just because diego's ass is flatter than a piece of paper doesn't mean that eating him out doesnt count as eating ass
smokepurpp: it's just a light snack
cloudyskies: ass dont matter if the face cute
smokepurpp: too bad diego doesnt have either :(
cloudyskies: excuse me
cloudyskies:
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cloudyskies: i have the cutest bf in the gc
cloudyskies: his eyes💚🤤😍
theslumpgod: i was finna prove you wrong and gas jah up rq but he be calling me musty😔
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
