cloudyskies: so today in savage gus news he threatened to sacrifice me because i wouldn't give him gum
jaredwrld: the symere jumped out
trippieredd:^ your symere is always out
gothboigus: omg metri i was jokingggg :(
gothboigus: i mean
gothboigus: yeah you're damn right i'll sacrifice your pussy ass
lilpumpjetskii: ooh we sackrefecing negus now?
lilpumpjetskii: it do not matter
cloudyskies: ykw im not even mad that gus is snapping on me, im just glad he's snapping
xanxiety: savage gus can snap on me😍
cloudyskies: ughhhh i know
cloudyskies: im mad we didnt get him into a poly when we had the chance😐 now tracy snatched him up ughhhhh
tracyminajj: aw too bad :(
xanxiety: can we have him again just for a weekend :(((
cloudyskies: ^
cloudyskies: just 1 weekend, we'll even pay you for his services
tracyminajj:....how much are you willing to pay
gothboigus: tracy i know youre not about to pimp me out
tracyminajj: of course not! i was just curious about how much they were willing to offer
tracyminajj: i'll pm y'all my cashapp
gothboigus: wow
trippieredd: damn gus turns savage for one day and he already getting pimped out
theslumpgod: what are y'all nig nogs talking about
gothboigus: we're trying to find out why your breath smells like rotten shrimp and backwoods
lilpumpjetskii: HE SAYED BIKEWOULDS IM💀
xanxiety:
tracyminajj: tell him baby😤😤😤
theslumpgod: anyways
smokepurpp: gus wants to fight you stoke
gothboigus: i do?
smokepurpp: stick to the script i gave you this morning
gothboigus: i practiced the script but i cant read some of it😐
gothboigus: who tf typed this
smokepurpp: oh yeah, i let gazzy write some of it bc he wanted to contribute
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sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]