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ONE HUNDRED & THIRTY SIX

trippieredd: yall my mom is letting me have thanksgiving with my dad's side of the family

smokepurpp: and we care why?

trippieredd: bc it's very nice to finally have a dad

trippieredd: kimetrius is the brother i always wanted

cloudyskies: awww you're the pet lizard i always wanted

trippieredd: ykw

cloudyskies: im also bringing diego to dinner. i wanna introduce him to my family

xanxiety: wait you are?

cloudyskies: yes. we're serious now so it's about time you meet everyone. you already know my parents and my siblings but i want you to know everybody

xanxiety: omgggg

xanxiety: im scared tho what if they dont like me😢

cloudyskies: oh baby they will

xanxiety: but what if i do or say something dumb :/ then they'll all hate me

cloudyskies: diiiii it's my family, not the queen of england. you good, they'll love you

trippieredd: tbh metri's side of the family is mad cool

cloudyskies: if they accepted michael of all people with open arms then you have no problem

trippieredd: wait tf is that supposed to mean

lilpumpjetskii: tbh emagine not likeing deigo

smokepurpp: oh i can imagine it pretty vividly

trippieredd: im glad i aint eating with my momma side this year. nick always tryna fuck somebody at every family get together and that ain't it

trippieredd: last year he tried to shoot his shot at one of our cousins from mississippi

trippieredd: and...i think they fucked

cloudyskies: wait i forgot nick was your cousin

trippieredd: i wish i could forget

cloudyskies: does this mean....nick is my cousin too

cloudyskies: ewwwwwww

trippieredd: no bc nick is on my mom's side i just said that

theslumpgod: metri so damn slow, this is ridiculous

theslumpgod: you really do be catching the retard disease from diego huh

cloudyskies: can you catch the clean disease and fucking shower?

theslumpgod: how come every time i say something yall call me musty

theslumpgod: smh bullies

lilpumpjetskii: bc you iz mustie now stop bein mustie an we wheel stop calleng you mustie

smokepurpp:^

smokepurpp: man fuck thanksgiving tbh

xanxiety: same. i cant even eat dinner with my dad's side bc my dad is a fucking crackhead

smokepurpp: all you do is sit there while your relatives tell you what a dissapointment you are

smokepurpp: "oh wow you still haven't graduated high school" "you sure have been putting on pounds" "sarahi should have aborted you when she had the chance"

tracyminajj: o

gothboigus: one of those things is not like the others

jaredwrld: mbn to be aborted

theslumpgod: nigga you look like you was aborted. yo weirdly shaped head looked like you was scraped with a coat hanger when you was in the womb

theslumpgod: "mbn to have a normal shaped head"

xxxtentacion: stokeeeeeee

theslumpgod: i stg if you say "that's not positive" one more time

xxxtentacion: WELL ITS NOT

xxxtentacion: leave jarad alone omg

xxxtentacion: im sorry tor stoke's unpositivity jare. ily💙💙💙

jaredwrld: yes jah love you💙

theslumpgod: anyways....

theslumpgod: thanksgiving is the best holiday

tracyminajj: your buffalo built ass WOULD like a holiday about eating

tracyminajj: maybe you should sit thanksgiving out this year and get on a treadmill

theslumpgod: you and gus are built like the twin towers, maybe y'all should do some extra celebrating this year

lilpumpjetskii: STOCK OMG

cloudyskies: oh you going ✈️ hell for that one stoke

lilpumpjetskii: HAIL IS HAWT

trippieredd: every time i open this gc yall in here fighting to see who gon go to the hottest part of hell

trippieredd: it's like a contest to see which one of yall can be more out of pocket and guess who just won?

jaredwrld: smh florida niggas always on some other shit

gothboigus: stoke i'm offended

gothboigus: we're not built like the twin towers smh :(

tracyminajj: yes we are tbh

tracyminajj: but damn stoke you aint have to say it like that 😕

theslumpgod: don't call me fat no more, i aint fat, i'm romantically round

xxxtentacion: yes stoke you're thicc😤

xxxtentacion: yall gon stop body shaming stoke. just bc yall cant use your bfs belly as a pillow dont mean yall gotta be jealous that i can smh😤

trippieredd: i can tho. jared is on the heavy side too💀

lilpumpjetskii: so is omar💀

xanxiety: so is kime- wait

xanxiety: kimetrius is a skinny legend cant relate

theslumpgod: i bet when gus and tracy fuck they start fires bc it's basically 2 sticks rubbing together

theslumpgod: them niggas prolly started the wildfires smh arrest them

xanxiety: stoke stop tryna make me go to hell omg💀💀💀💀

tracyminajj: i bet when you and jah fuck you have to call poison control afterwards bc of all of them toxic fumes coming from your musty ass

jaredwrld: i-

jaredwrld:💀💀💀💀💀💀

theslumpgod: ykw