lilpumpjetskii: hello i am dr. pump
lilpumpjetskii: you can call me prufesa pump
lilpumpjetskii: and this is my methimitics class
theslumpgod: it damn sure aint an english class
xxxtentacion: stockly hush💀💀💀💀
tayk47shawty: im not finna do this today
lilpumpjetskii: frost qeston
lilpumpjetskii: if you are going 70 meyels pre ower how long do it take to go 70 meyels
smokepurpp: 70 nigga
lilpumpjetskii: korek
lilpumpjetskii: omar you get a speshul treet after ass for being korek
smokepurpp: do i get a peach🍑🍑🍑
lilpumpjetskii: may bee
trippie1400:
cloudyskies: i deadass dont understand any word in that sentence besides omar
smokepurpp: good. thats how its supposed to be
theslumpgod: "KOREK" ?????
lilpumpjetskii: yes korek
lilpumpjetskii: neks qeston
lilpumpjetskii: 3+3 =8
gothboigus: gazzy my son this aint it
ybnnahmir:
ybnnahmir: maybe gazzy will understand this one
jaredwrld: im finna get my pistol
jaredwrld: michael baby come help me pistol whip this nigga
trippie1400: i love pistol whipping people
xanxiety: mans said 3+3 is 8
xanxiety: never call me dumb again
smokepurpp: okay but gazzy is right
smokepurpp: 3 + 3 is 8
theslumpgod: now omar......
smokepurpp: dont you "now omar" me
smokepurpp: he's right
smokepurpp: 3 + 3 is literally 8
smokepurpp: prove me wrong
theslumpgod: look i get you wanna defend gazzy because that's your baby
theslumpgod: i'm the same way. jah says so much stupid shit and i go right along with it because i love him
xxxtentacion: hey :(
theslumpgod: but believe me when i say that this aint it chief
smokepurpp: IT IS CUZ LOOK
smokepurpp: IF YOU FLIP THE 3 AND REVERSE IT
smokepurpp: YOU GET A REVERSE 3
cloudyskies: missy elliott headass💀💀💀
smokepurpp: A REGULAR 3 PLUS A REVERSE 3 IS 8
smokepurpp: I KNOW WTF IM TALKING ABOUT
trippie1400: this is why you're 19 in high school
lilpumpjetskii: THANK YOU
lilpumpjetskii: yall rarted af
ybnnahmir: it took a long time but omar finally caught the gazzy disease
theslumpgod: he always had it he was just good at hiding his retardedness
smokepurpp: yall the retarted ones
smokepurpp:
theslumpgod: 1) thats not an 8theslumpgod: 2) wtf is a "retarted"
smokepurpp: your retarted af stoke
ybnnahmir: gazzy give omar back his phone damn
smokepurpp: very funny maricón
smokepurpp: now if you excuse me i have to go work at my actual job
gothboigus: for the last time, making stale vines isn't an actual job
gothboigus: but i heard weenie hut jr is hiring
smokepurpp: don't make me pull up on your cracker ass again
smokepurpp: you did a whole plug run💀💀💀💀
gothboigus: wait no im sorry
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]