private dm ;
heroinfather: "jAhSeH ShUt tHe fUcK uP BeFoRe I MaKe YoU ShUt ThE FuCk uP"
heroinfather: man gtf
heroinfather: tf you gon do
heroinfather: go shut jared up with your dick like last time
theslumpgod: i really hate your ass
heroinfather: the feeling is mutual
theslumpgod: you mad af and aint even give nobody a chance to explain shit
theslumpgod: immature ass nigga like grow up
theslumpgod: oh wait i forgot you cant because you already like 5'2
heroinfather: *5'6 actually
heroinfather: jiggaboo ass
heroinfather: and what exactly is there to explain
heroinfather: i opened the door
heroinfather: i saw you fucking jares face
heroinfather: i left
heroinfather: and then i fucked michael
heroinfather: simple
theslumpgod: you didnt fuck michael
theslumpgod: stop saying that shit cause i know your ass is lying
heroinfather: how you know? you stalk me?
theslumpgod: just stfu and let me explain
theslumpgod: okay so after you gave me that lap dance i was horny asf
theslumpgod: and i was kinda tipsy so i wasnt thinking straight
heroinfather: so you decided to fuck jared and not me?
heroinfather: tf kind of sense do that make?
theslumpgod: for the last time i didnt fuck him i just let him give me head
heroinfather: yeah thats sooo much better 🙄
theslumpgod: look when we were upstairs he was crying his eyes out and i felt bad for his sad ass
theslumpgod: and he kissed me and the next thing i knew my dick was in his mouth
theslumpgod: im not even attracted to him💀 he look like a diet me💀
theslumpgod: but what am i gonna do? say no?
heroinfather: YES???????????????
heroinfather: you really are diego af
theslumpgod: jahseh i'm sorry
theslumpgod: i didnt know you liked me like that
heroinfather: are you retarded
heroinfather: it was so fucking obvious i liked you
heroinfather: i dont act the way i act around you with anybody else
heroinfather: you didnt notice how i would blush and stutter around you like i'm a middle school hoe in my first relationship?
heroinfather: you didnt notice how jealous i got when you gave anybody else attention?
heroinfather: you didnt notice how i would always make excuses to spend time with your dumb ass?
heroinfather: you didhr fucjibg nktice any ot tht shot stikely?
heroinfather: shit now i cant type
theslumpgod: jah....
theslumpgod: baby
theslumpgod: im so fucking sorry
theslumpgod: i liked you too
theslumpgod: this whole time i liked you
theslumpgod: but i wasnt sure if you liked me back because you always do and say sus shit as a joke so i didnt know
heroinfather: you really hurt me
heroinfather: when i came upstairs i was coming up there to tell you i like you😞
heroinfather: stokeley.... i love you
heroinfather: i love you
theslumpgod: i love you too jahseh
theslumpgod: i'm so sorry for doing that to you
heroinfather: oop now i'm crying like a bitch again
theslumpgod: baby don't cry
heroinfather: noooo you gon make me cry even more lmao
theslumpgod: when i said i was gone make you shut the fuck up in the gc i didn't mean by fighting you btw
heroinfather: what did you mean then
theslumpgod: come over and i'll show you.
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
同人小說where jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
