1. Apple with a Goatee 2. German Maid

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1. APPLE WITH A GOATEE

Henri, the evil apple cackled with maniac vigor as he watched Henry the Banana through his interdimensional screen.

'Soon I will destroy you my elongated yellow counterpart!!'

The apple with the sinister goatee directed his minion Igor to turn the dial way up.

'Excellent my pet. Now all we have to do is open a portal from our reality to his!'

'How Master?'

Henri paused. He hadn't thought that bit through.

Damn.

2. GERMAN MAID

Still unable to cross the gap between dimensions, Henri could only watch his banana counterpart's activities with growing rage.

'Hike! HIKE!!!'

In came the maid, in her sexy uniform complete with feather duster.

'Did you call Master? You vish zat I dust in your bedroom Ja?'

Henri turned in irritation. 'Not now Heike!!'

Note - the prompt word was Hiking, which was what Henry was doing.


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