DOG SEES GOD
by BERT V. ROYAL
VAN'S SISTER: Wait! Don't go! I was pregnant! (Beat) I am being honest, I was. Pregnant. Don't worry, it wasn't yours. I had just gotten an abortion the day before and the next day in Biology, we were ironically learning about reproduction. I'm listening to Miss Rainey talking about fallopian tubes, the uterus, eggs, and I'm feeling sick to my stomach already. Trying to zone out on anything I can. So I start reading a note over Miss Puritanical Princess' shoulder and she's telling her friend (mockingly) "how happy she is that she's a virgin and that's going to stay that way until she gets married and how repulsed she is by all of the whores at our school". So, without thinking, I reached into my pocket for my cute, little red Bic lighter and lit her cute, little red hair on fire. And every in therapy, they ask me if I'm sorry yet and I just can't be. No matter how hard I try. Bitches like that make me sick. They've made me sick. I am officially sick, psychotic, unrepentant and unremorseful. I've been branded a sociopath and I have no choice but to believe it.
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Monologues
Short StoryThese are some monologues that I either wrote or found! (I will say the author for each one!) This is a great collection of monologues for actors to use!
