sus ✧ multi

ONE HUNDRED & THIRTY

cloudyskies: SGDGDHDJDJDNNDNDND

lilpumpjetskii: IM SCREEMING

xanxiety: jare i'm-💀

trippieredd: well this is awkward

xxxtentacion: it's fine, i don't blame him for being scared of me. i used to be wild

cloudyskies: "used to" jahseh's knife collection said otherwise

cloudyskies: anyway in other news

cloudyskies: mikey really does look cute there omg

jaredwrld: now kimetrius i already know what you finna say

jaredwrld: no, you and diego can't have a threesome with him

xanxiety: we didn't want to fatass

cloudyskies: and besides michael and i are most likely brothers, i'm not with that yeehaw shit

trippieredd: wait what?

jaredwrld: WHAT

theslumpgod: i feel like i'm living in a soap opera i-

gothboigus: ironic bc you don't use soap

theslumpgod: gus stfu you palm tree built bitch

cloudyskies: ok michael you're from ohio right

trippieredd:.....yeah.......

cloudyskies: well my dad told me i might have another brother around my age bc he fucked some random hoe in ohio before i was born

trippieredd: that could be anybod- ykw

cloudyskies: no but he knows that the baby momma named the baby after him

cloudyskies: his name is michael, hence why my middle name is also michael

trippieredd: do you know how many niggas named michael are out here-

trippieredd: i mean ik you wouldn't relate bc you got the weirdest name in the world i mean tf is a KiMeTriUs but

smokepurpp: i-

gothboigus: maury has entered the chat

trippieredd: wait...i never met my dad and my mom told me i was named after him

trippieredd: and we look a lot alike

cloudyskies: let's not go that far

theslumpgod: nah michael and kimetrius really do look like siblings

smokepurpp: metri looks like the non crackhead version of mikey

theslumpgod: now i wouldnt say that bc metri definitely looks like he's no stranger to that pipe but-

theslumpgod:

theslumpgod:

theslumpgod: one's mother smoke and drank while pregnant, the other one just smoked

xanxiety: im trying not to laugh

smokepurpp: now stoke you aint have to do that-

theslumpgod:

theslumpgod: yeah yall niggas brothers

theslumpgod: one of yall dont got lips, the other dont got nipples

lilpumpjetskii: IM SCREEMINGEGEHEHEHSSG

gothboigus: omg stoke

xxxtentacion: he deadass has no nipples

xxxtentacion: imagine not having nipples

cloudyskies: this isnt positive jah 😔

xxxtentacion: neither is not having nipples

cloudyskies: I HAVE NIPPLES THEYRE JUST THE SAME COLOR AS THE REST OF MY BODY

xxxtentacion: diego i have a question

xanxiety: hi!

xxxtentacion: do you find a lack of nipples attractive?

xxxtentacion: when you saw kimetrius shirtless for the first time what made you think "oh yeah i cant wait to lick his nonexistant nipple"

xanxiety: i-

smokepurpp: i just realized if they're brothers then metri's name is actually "kimetrius white"

smokepurpp: that's actually not how it works but it would be so fitting

cloudyskies: you and a leash would be so fitting shut your dog ass up damn