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SUPERMARKET SUNDAY (Part 1)

**Amanda**

Amanda sat in the Safeway parking lot and wiped away her last remaining tears, attempting to push thoughts of Ian out of her mind for good. Every second is an opportunity for a fresh start, she encouraged herself. Fresh. You've got this. Think fresh. This might be the week you eat the bagged salad instead of tossing the unopened package of super greens in the garbage two weeks from now.

[[Jeannie] Just parked]

[[Geri] I think people are wondering why I'm standing here with an empty cart and not moving]

[[Geri] Hurry up and get your asses into position!]

[[Geri] Safeway guy might already be shopping]

[[Amanda] Getting out of my car now]

[[Jeannie] Me too]

[[Jeannie] Race you to the carts, A!]

Amanda cracked a smile and jogged to the grocery carts located outside the main entrance. Throwing her purse into the cart's child seat, she placed one hand on the cart's handle and the other her on her lower abdomen where a cramp had jiggled to life. Fucking period. Probably why I'm such a hot mess today.

[[Mona] Are we shopping yet?]

[[Mona] Need to be done before the bubbles in my bath are gone]

[[Geri] Do we want to know why?]

[[Mona] When I see my naked body I get turned on]

[[Mona] Then I only buy food I can use for sexual pleasure]

[[Geri] KNEW I didn't want to know!]

[[Jeannie] What's on your shopping list, M?]

Catching a glimpse of her reflection in the glass of the grocery store's automatic doors, Amanda's chest tightened as she compared herself to the perfect image she saw on Twitter of Georgette. You need to eat healthier. For real, Amanda! For real! It's your fault you're being filtered out of men's searches on OKCupid. I mean--look at you! Of course they prefer women like Georgette!

She waved her hand as though performing a bit of magic and the Safeway doors slid open. Pushing her cart over the threshold, she paused for a moment in the store's entryway. It's time. Today is the day. You can do it. Only healthy foods in the cart.

[[Amanda] In position. Deli.]

[[Geri] In position. Deli.]

[[Jeannie] In position. Bakery.]

[[Mona] Stop talking about positions]

[[Mona] It's making me horny]

[[Amanda] I wonder what the Deli and Bakery positions would look like in bed?]

[[Geri] Don't encourage her.]

[[Geri] Just don't]

[[Mona] Do you know how to properly insert deli meat into hot buns?]

[[Geri] See what you did, A?]

[[Geri] Now we'll be flooded with sexy sandwich innuendos till we get to the cereal aisle.]