Hogwarts Houses

Houses While Drunk

Gryffindor: they laugh louder, yell to each other, and cheer more. Gryffindor are the type to form new friendships and relationships while drunk.

Ravenclaw: the most talkative drunks. They tend to say whatever they're thinking when they're drunk, leading to much discussion of conspiracies and wild insights.

Hufflepuff: they're emotional drunks, and are very likely to confess feelings or call their family in the middle of the night just to talk. Hufflepuffs usually tend to be less affected by alcohol

Slytherin: they make insane plans and attempt to carry them out while drunk. They're the type to wake up the next morning with mysterious injuries and amused friends.