Houses As Movie Snacks

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Gryffindor: Over-priced popcorn that's so buttery you feel your arteries clogging and so salty you get an instant headache Ravenclaw: Those slushies you drink too much of and then get really sick.

Hufflepuff: Real food like nachos or a hotdog that you never see anyone actually buy (except on the ads)

Slytherin: Candy that you sneak in

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