Houses as things I heard the first day back from Christmas break

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Gryffindor

"Man, I've missed you so much. I haven't seen you since last year!" *falls over laughing*

Ravenclaw

"Can I have your address?"

"Why?"

"I'm going to egg your house."

Hufflepuff

"I'm too tired to move"

Slytherin

"It's only 8 am and I've seen, a break up, a fist fight, and what I'm pretty sure was a drug deal. This is too much drama, I want to be in my bed."

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