Woman Like Me (5H/You/L.M)

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Y/N added Jade, Perrie, Leigh-Anne and Jesy

Y/N: Right. Hi queens. You don't know me, I'm a friend of fifth harmony. Hello hello. I was just wandering if I could replace some of my friends for you guys.

Jesy: What the bloody hell is this?

Y/N: The truth tea.

Y/N: My friends can be, you know, unsupportive of my dream.

Jade: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. What's your dream?

Y/N: To make a shop that sells socks and knives.

Leigh-Anne: Oh?

Jesy: Ho?

Leigh-Anne: hO?

Jesy: oH?

Jade: What is going on today? First my tea now this?

Y/N: What happened to your tea?

Jade: Long story

Jesy: Basically, right? Jade was like, 'oh my shame if someone made me tea' and Perrie was like 'there's some in your hat'. Jade picked up her hat and Perrie through tea onto her.

Perrie: Ta da!

Perrie: Magic

Jade: I'm still upset.

Y/N: right

Y/N: So, I need friends to support my sock and knife dream. Would you guys be interested?

Leigh-Anne: Sure. I'm bored.

Perrie: Can I just say something? I feel like Y/N's dream is the same as mine. What the hell?

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Y/N added Jade, Jesy, Leigh and Perrie to Groupchat with idiots

Y/N: All right bitches you can run along now. I have new friends.

Camzywamzy: ???...!!!...???

Y/N: That's right

Perrie: That's left

Jade: That's forward

Leigh: That's backwards

Jesy: And that's down. Just like me every time someone does something stupid. My fuck level just goes down.

Allypiepants: Give me a w. Give me a h. Give me a a. Give me a t.

Y/N: Jesy is my new mother.

Allypiepants: Oh

Y/N: Perrie is my new 'let's annoy people' buddy.

Camzywamzy: Uhh shucks.

Y/N: Jade is my new joke buddy.

Norm: Hey that's uncalled for

Jinnah: Bish that was for me

Y/N: Leigh-Anne is my new prank buddy.

Jinnah: Oh, that's me nevermind.

Laud: Wow okay. Feeling blessed to have such good friends.

Y/N: Crap

Y/N: Hi, we're Little Mix.

Laud: ?

Y/N: FALALALALA

Y/N: Little Mix are my new rant buddies.

Laud: Okay. Sure. Muchly appreciated.

Camzywamzy: 'muchly'?

Camzywamzy: That's not a word

Laud: Oh, shut up.

Jesy: OH MY GOD CLOTHES IS BIG ON ME

Allypiepants: OH MY GOD BALLEGDAH

Norm: That video is iconic

Jinnah: But so is Lauren.

Y/N: Oh oh, spaghetti'o. Looks like I just created some family drama. Let's find out what happens next.

Perrie: Ooh, cliffhangers.

Laud: AHDJEHNWJA. Cliffhanger

Camzywamzy: SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT HOE

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