Alice: Hello YouTube. Today I will be telling you how to poop.
Mat: ALICE NO DON'T
Alice: WHY NOT
Mat: Because um ITS WEIRD
Alice: No it isn't you just think it is weird because you are a robot and you don't poop.
Mat: Alice, you know I was just kidding when I said I was a robot
Alice: WHATTTT
Mat: *ends Alice's video*
Alice: Noo they needed to learn how to poop!
Mat: *takes Alice's camera and hides it*
Alice: MAT GIVE IT BACK
Mat: No
Alice: *attacks mat until she gets the camera back*
Mat: HEY *gets a bat and hits camera until it shatters*
Alice: STOP STOP STOP GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THIS IS MY PROPERTY *kicks Mat out of house*
Mat: owie that hurts
Alice: GOOD NOW GO AWAY
Mat: fine gosh
TIME SKIP ~ 2 hours later
Alice: *uploads video* wow this is going to get so many views and I'm so famous I only have 24 subscribers. I can't wait to prove to Mat that I am better then him.
Mat: *watches Alice's video* what the heck why did she talk to a stick and why did she say it was pooping like ew. I'm going to contact YouTube to take this off the internet this is just disturbing.
TIME SKIP (1 day later)
Alice: Time to see how my video is doing! *goes onto channel* ONLY 2 VIEWS I WONDER WHO. *goes on app to find out who views your video* HOLY SMOKES YOUTUBE WATCHED MY VIDEO OMGOMGOMGOMG! I'm TELLING MAT
Alice: *calls mat*
Mat: *answers*
Alice: OMG MAT GUESS WHAT OMG
Mat: what
Alice: YOUTUBE VIEWED MY VIDEO OMGOMGOMGO
Mat: WHAT YOU MEAN YOUTUBE YOUTUBE I DIDNT THINK THEY WOULD VIEW IT POOR YOUTUBE.
Alice: what do you mean poor YouTube... that video was funny
Mat: uhhhh nothing...
Alice: whatever I don't even know why I talk to you goodbye Mat
THE END
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FIRST SHORT STORY! 9/2/18
