"Real people steal people" (my tv said that)
*calls Alice*
ALICE YOU BETTER ANSWER THE PHONE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE-
Alice: WHAT DO YOU WANT!
Mat: IM SCARED OF WHAT THE TV COMMERCIALS HAVE BECOME
Alice: What...
Mat: THE TV IS SO FREAKING SCARY
Alice: Mat shush don't be way too loud just in case my parents are listening through the phone wait they might be listening now can you come over?
Mat: Ugh fine I will be there in 10 mins.
I was walking to Alices and was watching Netflix at the same time. I was looking down at my phone and then I walked into a branch of a tree. Ummmm yeah DONT JUDGE YOU NUB!
After I walked into the tree I tripped over my shoelace. Then I started running trying to avoid more problems. While I was running I got so damn lucky. I ran right under a bird. You can try to guess what I got my on head. I was sweating by the time I got to Alice's home.
Mat: *slams hands on the door* OPEN THE DOOR NOW!
Alice: *runs down stairs* DUDE BE MORE QUIET IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LIVES HERE!
Mat: oh yeah I forgot welllll lemme in
Alice: dude what's on ur cloths and why is ur face red
Mat: uhhhhhhhhh
Alice: did a bird...
Mat: NO-
Alice: HAHAHHA A BIRD POOPED ON YOU
Mat: we don't ever speak of this again
Alice: hahah sureee
3/16/19
