Okz... this is the last one about how my friends cheered me up. This one features obviously Kandy, and two of my best guy friends Chance and Donnie. The weirdest thing happened when my mom came up here to check on my grandma so take a look at the weirdest of the guys in my life.
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My message- OMGz!!! WE have a defective Fanta bottle!!!! It won’t open for nothing we even asked to random business dudes on the side of the street and they couldn’t open it!!! Wow (A.N.- the business dudes were like is this on camera or something?? I was like no but I was just thinking that… That’d be an awesome prank though!!! Hehehe >:D)
Donnie- I could’ve opened it
Angelz- You wish!! Two grown men tried and couldn’t -_-
Donnie- I’m telling you I could’ve
Angelz- No you couldn’t have
Donnie- Don’t underestimate me :)
*A few hours later*
Chance- I could’ve opened it
Angelz- Yeah right… Donnie said that he could but two grown men couldn’t
Chance- I could’ve with a hammer or a knife
Angelz- We were in the car lol… You would’ve burst it too
Chance- But it would’ve opened
Angelz- and be all over us -_-
Chance- It would be super funny
Chance- Wow
*A few Minutes later*
Kandy- Did you ever get it open?
Angelz- Open what
Kandy- Your fanta smart one -_-
Angelz- Oh!!!! It wasn’t mine it was mama’s…. and no we had to take it back -_-
Kandy- hahaha what the people say when you brought it back
Angelz- They laughed…
Kandy- Did they try to open it
Angelz- No lol
Kandy- HAhahahaha!!!
*An hour after that*
Donnie- Did it ever get opened?
Angelz- no… we took it back
Donnie- Oh, I could’ve opened it though
Angelz- You wish *rolls eyes* and don’t say with a knife or a hammer -_-
Donnie- I was gonna say knife :-/
Angelz-…..*sigh* boys
Donnie- Lolz that would be the smartest thing to do
Angelz- No it would explode
Donnie- Lolsz open is open
Angelz- Not if it’s on me!!!!
Donnie- Lolsz What’s wrong with that?
Angelz- -_-
Donnie- :)
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Guys sure are cocky right? Yea I know. Lolz if you think these people are weird just wait!!! You haven't even met my "twin sister" Chipmunk :3... Don't tell MoMonie i said that though... she claims her name is chipmunk O_o..
This one is dedicated to monarchwings because she's on right now as i'm posting this and she is the only one i semi talked to about what happened that i don't know in real life :).
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