a perfect family ; bts group chat fanfic

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yesjams: guys where are you?

worldwidehandsome: what do you mean? we're back at home

yesjams: oh

highiq: where are you?

yesjams: the gas station where you guys left me at

geniussuga: huh no wonder it was quiter than usual

bunnyboi: stay there we don't want you back

yesjams: you rat

sunshineangel: wassup beeches you hope your angel is here

yesjams: I am at a mid life crisis stuck in this nasty ass gas station bathroom with weird old dudes

yesjams: I am scared

sunshineangel: oh well good luck my friend

guccitae: Jimin's gone!!??!!?

guccitae: finally

yesjams: wow I feel like I am very unappreciated in here

worldwidehandsome: what do you think?

worldwidehandsome: your so annoying

worldwidehandsome: yet you still get more lines and stans than me 😢

yesjams: it's cuz I'm hot like that

highiq: hot like what

bunnyboi: trash

worldwidehandsome: ew you hot? I'm the prettiest hottest and most handsome in this whole group

sunshineangel: so how are you holding up Jimin?

yesjams: I am breaking down right now stuck at a stranded at a gas station where I am getting weird looks yeah I'm fine

sunshineangel: that's good

highiq: I mean not that I care about Jimin's well being but won't we get in trouble for leaving him behind

geniussuga: y'all better not snitch cuz I don't want his disgusting face back here

yesjams: I am hurt

geniussuga: good

guccitae: my nibba

guccitae: just call an taxi or something

yesjams: did I not just way that it's deserted

yesjams: forget you guys I'm walking

highiq: safe travels

~few hours later~

geniussuga: BRUH SOMEONE GET THE DAMN DOOR ALREADY

bunnyboi: y'all who is ringing the doorbell so much

sunshineangel: it was just Jimin lol

worldwidehandsome: this rat interrupted my beauty sleep

yesjams: yes thanks for leaving me at the gas station

yesjams: I smell like must and another weird substance I cannot identify

guccitae: welcome back hyung ^-^

yesjams: shut up