a perfect family ; bts group chat fanfic

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highiq: hi family

yesjams: hi father

highiq: hi son

yesjams: uwu

geniussuga: ew tf

geniussuga: no

sunshineangel: yoongi you need to be nicer

geniussuga: you need to be less nice

geniussuga: be assertive

sunshineangel: bet

geniussuga: ok bet

geniussuga: hi guys I love you all 😄

sunshineangel: ew shut the fck up stupid ass

bunnyboi: what happened

yesjams: they have switched minds

guccitae: omg hobi hyung cursed :0

worldwidehandsome: WHO CRUSED IN MY CHRISTIAN CHAT

geniussuga: yeah hoseok don't curse cursing is bad

sunshineangel: stfu

highiq: what is this

highiq: stop guys don't scare the kids

bunnyboi: what kids

highiq: you

bunnyboi: SERIOUSLY BRUH SHUT YOUR MICROWAVED LOOKING ASS UP BECAUSE I AM AN ADULT NOT A CHILD FFS

yesjams: kookie has become a man

guccitae: well dam

yesjams: dam indeed

highiq: I feel hurt

sunshineangel: omg can all of you shut up for once

geniussuga: kookie cursing is bad smh

geniussuga: ok I'm done being nice

sunshineangel: I'm done being mean

sunshineangel: do you know how bad that hurt my heart ;;

geniussuga: haa

geniussuga: I don't care

bunnyboi: but seriously tho

bunnyboi: I am done with y'all bull

bunnyboi: I am not a child

highiq: yes we should all appreciate jungkook now since he isn't a fetus anymore

yesjams: nods in agreement

guccitae: amen

sunshineangel: AMEN IN DEED

geniussuga: can u not speak in all caps it hurts my head

sunshineangel: how

geniussuga: I can imagine you screaming

sunshineangel: I know u love me

sunshineangel: I know u care

geniussuga: no

geniussuga: bye

guccitae: welp I'm actually tired for once

bunnyboi: same

guccitae: wanna sleep in my bed? :0

bunnyboi: sure

yesjams: can I join????

bunnyboi: no

guccitae: yes

yesjams: yay let's make it a threesome

worldwidehandsome: WHAT

yesjams: NO NOT LIKE THAT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

worldwidehandsome: ya gay jimin

yesjams: I am done with u ppl

guccitae: ok let's go to bed now kids

bunnyboi: ok

yesjams: ok

highiq: good the maknaes are gone

worldwidehandsome: finally

geniussuga: good

sunshineangel: how do we tell them about our plans

highiq: we don't

geniussuga: exactly they don't deserve to know what we've been up to

geniussuga: we just get our stuff and go

worldwidehandsome: let's just hope they don't burn down the dorm

sunshineangel: yup