A Text With Max (Pt 2)

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(This one's mine)

Me: Uggghhhh my Dad made me paint my toes

Max: EMBRACE IT! IT'S YOUR DESTINY!

Me: NO MY DESTINY IS TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ELVES ON MY UNICORN!

Me: WITH MY TRUSTY MAGICAL GOLDEN PANTS! (A/N I doubt any one of you knows what I'm talking about, but this was a TDO reference. It's a YouTube series, but it's really good. If anyone guesses what TDO stands for, I will follow them...)

Max: Can I join you on your adventure?

Me: ADVENTURE!!

Max: ADVENTURE!!

Me: -Rainbow POWAHS-

Max: I shall bring my epic golden katana of destiny!

Me: And I shall bring my magical golden pants.

Max: And my black Pegasus.

Me: And my Rainbow Unicorn.

Me: :D

Max: Julia are you tripping acid again

Me: ...No

Max: Julia

Me: ...Yes

Max: It's ok I am too.

Me: Anyone who's been looking on out conversations lately must think we're insane.

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