(This one's mine)
Me: Uggghhhh my Dad made me paint my toes
Max: EMBRACE IT! IT'S YOUR DESTINY!
Me: NO MY DESTINY IS TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ELVES ON MY UNICORN!
Me: WITH MY TRUSTY MAGICAL GOLDEN PANTS! (A/N I doubt any one of you knows what I'm talking about, but this was a TDO reference. It's a YouTube series, but it's really good. If anyone guesses what TDO stands for, I will follow them...)
Max: Can I join you on your adventure?
Me: -Rainbow POWAHS-
Max: I shall bring my epic golden katana of destiny!
Me: And I shall bring my magical golden pants.
Max: And my black Pegasus.
Me: And my Rainbow Unicorn.
Max: Julia are you tripping acid again
Max: It's ok I am too.
Me: Anyone who's been looking on out conversations lately must think we're insane.