(A little Attack on Titan Abridged humor)
Trainer Dude: NOW LISTEN UP. I DON'T WANT NO SCREWING AROUND. Last Trainees thought it would be funny....to shove a CORN COB up a Trainee's BUTTHOLE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID?
They were asked to leave politely.
And it was AWKWARD, FOR EVERYONE!
Trainer Dude: What's your name Coconut?
Armin: *Squeaky voice* I- I-
Trainer Dude: WELL SWEET MOTHER THERESA, ON THE HOOD OF A MER-CE-DES BENZ, YOU SOUND LIKE A MAGESTIC FUCKING EAGLE.
DO YOU SING?
Trainer Dude: HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT!
Trainer Dude: *Moves on to next Trainee*
Trainer Dude: WELL SWEET JOLLY RANCHERS. *Holds Connie by head*
*Walks to Sasha*
Trainer Dude: So. What's going on in this neck of the woods?
Sasha: Eating a potato. *Noms on potato*
Trainer Dude: Hmmm....
You will now be known as...Potato Girl...
Potato Girl: I don't like that name.
Trainer Dude: .....
You uh, you know Potatoes are pretty high in calories. You uh, you know a good way for...burning off calories...?
Potato Girl: ...?
*Out of breath from running so long*