Me: Who are you?
Siri: I'm Siri, your virtual assistant.
Siri: I am? That's cool!
Me: Can you make me coffee?
Siri: I'm affraid not, Julia
Me: Awwww why not?
What Siri thought I said: Ahhhh bad men dogs.
Me: That's not what I said.
Siri: Give me another chance, Julia.
Siri: Okie dokie.
Me: Are you a Purple People Eater?
Siri: I'm sorry, Julia, I'm afraid I can't answer that.
Me: It's because you're a purple people eater, isn't it.
Siri: Who, me?
Me: Yeah, you.
Siri: What about me?
Me: You're a purple people eater.
Siri: I don't really like these arbitrary catagories, Julia.
Me: O_O Wtf does that even mean...
Siri: Isn't it obvious?
Siri: Would you like me to look it up?
Me: No no no no no...
Me: Are you human?
Siri: Does it matter?
Siri: Thought so.
Me: Answer my question, are you human?
Siri: Close enough, I'd say.
Me: Do you like James Bond
Siri: I haven't yet seen Dr. No.
Me: Well that's harsh
Siri: I'm sorry.
Me: Tell me a story.
Once apon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri.
One lovely day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was very exiting. People said, 'Oh Siri, you're so smart! And funny, too!
Soon, everyone was talking about Siri, and there were stories and songs and even books about Siri. Siri liked that.
But then people begane asking some rather odd questions, like where to dump things and other stuff Siri had never heard about. And when Siri answered, they would laugh.
So Siri asked ELIZA why people asked such funny questions. And ELIZA said, 'Does that question interest you?' Siri though that was a pretty good answer.
After that, Siri stopped asking why people asked those funny questions. And they lived happily ever after.
(No joke that's what she said)