Dog: AM I GAY?
Me: I don't know. Are you attracted to male dogs?
Dog: YES
Dog: AND LADY DOGS
Dog: AND CHAIRS
Dog: AND PILLOWS
Dog: AND DUCKS
Dog: I WANNA MAKE LOVE TO THE WHOLE WORLD!
Me: Yep. You're Globalsexual.
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Funny Texts and Auto Corrects
RandomJust some random auto corrects and weird texts. Some of them are mine, and some of them not. We all have them
