Me: Did you finish that paper?
Friend: No
Me: Why not?
Friend: I'm a prostitute.
Me: I'm sorry to hear that?
Friend: PROCRASTINATOR! I'M A PROCRASTINATOR!
Friend: Why me...
YOU ARE READING
Funny Texts and Auto Corrects
RandomJust some random auto corrects and weird texts. Some of them are mine, and some of them not. We all have them
