Friend: I wasn't THAT drunk last night, alright!
Me: Dude.
Friend: What?
Me: When we went to Walmart, and the intercom came on and said "Josie come to isle two," you dropped to your knees and said, "GOD HAS SPOKEN!"
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Funny Texts and Auto Corrects
RandomJust some random auto corrects and weird texts. Some of them are mine, and some of them not. We all have them
