I HEAR HIM

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Friend: I wasn't THAT drunk last night, alright!

Me: Dude.

Friend: What?

Me: When we went to Walmart, and the intercom came on and said "Josie come to isle two," you dropped to your knees and said, "GOD HAS SPOKEN!"

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