So my friend Drew got a new cat, and he told everyone about it in a group message, it went a little like this.. (This one's mine)
Drew- I just got a new cat :D her name is Daisy Mae...
Person 1: Awww dat's cuuute.
Person 2: Awww
Person 1: Dat's adorable bro, who's house?
Person 3: Who's this?
Person 4: Cool.
Person 3: I don't know these people.
Person 5: Dude, that cat is sugoi kawaii.
Person 2: Who are you people.
Person 5: I havn't the fuzziest idea. Probably some of Drew's friends. I know him from school soo...
Person 2: Who are you?
Me: I DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU!
Person 5: Depends, are you in his school?
Person 2: YEA WHO ARE YOU GUYS!
Me: I'M JAKE. FROM STATEFARM.
Person 5: Alright, just everyone text their names.
Person 5: Peter.
Me: Julia.
Person 2: Madi
Person 4: Jacob
Person 3: Kylie
Peter: Got it.
Me: I DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU! YAY! -Julia.
Peter: YUUUUS!
Madi: We all have that clear now.
Peter: Essentially.
Me: Now that that's out of the way...
WHO HERE KNOWS DREW FROM SCHOOL?!
Peter: ME!!
Madi: Me.
Jacob: I do too.
Me: Same here.
Peter: What spring is everyone in? (A/N at my school, there are little 'sections' that everyone is put in called springs.)
Me: OH OH OH I'M IN HAWTHORNE!!
Peter: Red
Madi: Red
Me: Lucky...
Peter: Not so much, my home room is really close to Ms.Denny...
Me: I think I know a Peter in my French class..?
Peter: Does this Peter act and look bored as shit, has brown hair, and hardly volunteers for anything?
Me: Yes.
Peter: I also hang out with this really tall person named Kyle.
Me: Is Kyle dating a girl named Julia (not me another Julia)
Peter: Yea.
Me: I KNOW YOU!!! KINDA!!!
Peter: I KNOW YOU TOO! KINDA!!
Peter: We never really did talk much did we..
Me: Lawlnope.
Peter: Well this conversation about Drew's incredibly kawaii neko has taken a surprising turn.
Me: It has hasn't it...
Me: MAH STEAM ISN'T WORKING!
Peter: 😂
Me: My friend actually convinced me to get a Steam and now we're trying to figure out why the hell it's not working.
Kylie: PEOPLE! STFU!
IMadi: Dang Kylie!
Person 1: Ummm..
Madi: Uh...
Peter: What?
Jacob: I don't know.
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Funny Texts and Auto Corrects
RandomJust some random auto corrects and weird texts. Some of them are mine, and some of them not. We all have them
