Goats and Coffee

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Me: Yea I had a crappy weekend..and the rest of the day was hot. This morning I choked a goat and pissed in my coffee.

Friend: Lol!!!

Me: NO! I choked on TOAST and SPILLED my coffee!

Friend: I like the other one better XD

Me: you would...

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